but it tastes weird

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here's your chicken

But I didn't order that. Are you on drugs?

Here's your laxative

why does it smell so bad?

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Here's your penguin

HOW DARE YOU BROUGHT A PENGUIN AS A FOOD!!!

Here's your super power drug

I hate drugs

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Here's your rice sir

But it's of low quality

Here's your water

why is it red

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Here's your fish sir

Nooo it is alive and it is covered with poisonous spines

Here's your chocolate

it melted

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Here's your mac 'n' cheese sir

What is even that?

Here's your Arabic food

I don't love those..

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here's your steak sir

It's not cooked properly

Here's your maccarroni

i hate macaroni

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here's your octopus sir

It has only 1 leg

Here's your ketchup

I don't like ketchup *sigh*

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Here's your shark

One fin is missing

Here's your red velvet

i can't bite into it

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Here's your cat sir

Are you on drugs?

Here's your wine

It doesn't taste anything...

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Here's your pineapple sir

Ew this is creepy... It sings PPAP.. yuck

Here's your pie