Yes but give me $6182

May i have a cheese

No.

can i have a new keyboard

no cuz u will hit me using ur new keyboard

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can i have a gun pls ?

no way im gonna trust u w a gun

can i have a new pair of binoculars

yes i can give u a broken one

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can i have a hamster please ? :D

not if ur gonna throow it in the microwave

cna i hve a calculator

sure but First spell can and have rightly and be a big boy

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Can i have no school please

sure, ill set ur school on fire so u wont be going there for a long time

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can i have a new brain please ?

Sure you can! That brain surgery's gonna be expensive tho.

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Can I have a comically large hammer please?

no


can i have a iphone 13 pro max?

Yes but it has no baterry

Can I have social life please?

Yes:0

can i have a horse please?

yes, u can have the one who almost kidnapped me some years ago when i made him run faster but he ran too fast that we literally got out the hotel we were in and it wasnt supposed to happen... that was cool tho

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can i have an airplane ?

yes take me to Canada


can i have 100 cats?

no cuz u would kill them

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can i have a hamster so i can microwave it :D

no. poor hamster!

can i have a fish ?

yes, eat it

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can i have a sashimi ?

you can, if it's poison even better <3

can i have a dinosaur please

No

Can i have a new fur please

yes u can buy it anytime :p

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can i have a bloody knife please