cuz I kinda do that to ppl without realizing

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why did you just used twitter?

cuz i tried to hack elon musks account

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why did u just tell me that u wanna fight with me ?

It's just a reason to hit you

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Why did you just run over a dog ?

cuz the dog didnt stop barking

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why did u just bring me down ?

umm u were too high

why did you just eat my sandwich

just to make u mad

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why did u just pull my hair ?

needed to expose the forehead

whyy did u just download fortnite

eww i would never, this game is so boring

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why did u just handcuff me ?

for microwaving a hamster and almost setting ur neighbors house on fire in the process..

why did u just buy 10 pairs of platforms

to slap u in the face with them, ill give u 5 so we can slap eachother

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why did u just pierce my cheek?

i just thought u wanted some cool jewelry

why did u just eat a cheeseball off the floor

cuz that cheeseball is very yummy

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why did u just sentence me to life imprisonment :( my life is over

no reason just funny

why did u just make a sandwich without lettuce

cuz i hate lettuce

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why did u just leave a red hand mark in my face ?

u just said u hate lettuce thats why

why did u just eat dirt?

cuz u would have left another red hand mark in my cheek if i didnt

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why did u just shoot my forehead?

it was reflecting the sun too much so i thought it was a target

dude why did u just break my dartboard

cuz i dont want u to have fun

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why did u just eat glass ?

Because its useless

why did you just broke my finger

cuz u were scratching me

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why did u just scratch my face ?