Free.

Luckily, my name's not You.


I steal any animal that you have at the moment.

:OOOOOOOOO I TRAP AND KILL YOU >:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I LOVE MY DOG :(

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I broke your favorite item.

It's a trap!

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I broke everything you have.

Trap.

I kill your mom ;-;

Free

I hug you to much.

Free, I love hugs.
I steal all the food you have in your fridge.

trap, cuz i lov food y u do dis

i got 99999 tnt in minecraft using hax (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and then i blew it and killed all of the existing creepers in minecraft so notch wont have to spawn another creeper by accident big crime ikr pls don't kill mi

Free. I don't play minecraft -.-

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I brake your favorite item.

Trap but I really couldn't since you broke my iPad and my iPad is the only thing I use to type .____. *dies of confusion*

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I caused your most favorite food to never exist anymore.

trap
i slap you with a fish

Ow. Trap. Put that poor fish back in the water.

NU KITTENZ EXIST ANYMORREEEE