becaus my nails were getting too long

why did u just break my switch

cuz i wanna annoy u

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why did u just lock me in your room ?

rot and die in there

why did u just push me into the void

cuz u have been slapping me lotta times and now i want u to suffer

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why did u just bite my cheek ?

i was hungry

why did u just throw up on my cat

cuz ur cat scratched my face btw dont worry cuz ur cat is gonna eat it soon

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why did u just slap me using a belt?

its the cloest thing i had on hand

why did u just eat the donut i was saving

cuz i like to steal donuts, i once really did that irl lmao there were some people making cookies so i waited for them to finish and stole almost all cookies when they werent looking at the cookies xDD i got caught after but i didnt even care cuz there was nothing they could do with me lol

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why did u just drink my dogs water ?

gotta stay hydrated somhow

why did u just step in my cats vomit

i did it by accident

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why did u just tell me that i am masochist ?

maybe u are

why dd u just break my drawing tablet

cuz i dont want u to draw

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why did u just sue me ?

I sued you for wearing a very short skirt

Why did you just break the TV?

lol u are in love with my miniskirt

cuz i always wanted to break a tv

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why did u just stare me ?

Yes
Because your outfit is amazing, it's probably the shortest skirt I ever seen and looks very nice on your body. And the boots are amazing too

Why did you just break my car's windows?

ohh thanks, ur so bipolar lol u used to be aggressive and now is being cute haha btw it looks very short cuz i was with my legs up but its just a common miniskirt lol


cuz u honked at me

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why did u just fall ?

because i were looking at your mother's beauty
if you have o.o

why did you catch that pigeon?

yea i do have :p

i was thinking of microwaving this pigeon

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why did u just give me a hundred dollars ?

for you buy clothes

why did you punch me?

cuz u freaked me out

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why did u just lay in the bed with me ?