because we are going to watch Barbie


why did you just kiss me?

cuz u are shy so i wanna see your reaction

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why did u just squeeze my leg ?

because i got scared

why did you just bite my foot?

cuz u ate my black boots

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why did u just steal my miniskirt ?

because i want to see your style

why did you just steal my niece?

she asked me to cuz u made her cry

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why did u just kidnap me ?

because i was drunk

why did you just throw a shoe in my face?

cuz my white shoes are kinda old so its okay to throw them at people

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why did u just push me against the wall

because you threw a white shoe at me lol


why you just punched me

cuz u deserved it

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why did u just try to drown me ?

why was i bored

why did you just bite my finger?

it looked tasty

why did you just shave my head???

cuz i was bored lol

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why did u just make me fall ?

because did you punch me loll

why you just kidnapped my dog ?

cuz i wanna steal everything u have

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why did u just stare me ?

because is it interesting to look at a cow lol

why did you just slap me for no reason??

cuz u called me cow lmaao

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why did u just bite my leg ?

because you slapped me because i called you cow lmao


why did you just eat my food

because i was starving i havent eaten anything :(

why did you just slap me?

because you had a fly on your face, sorry lol.


why did you just ask me out on a date?