No, but watering can!

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Can you console a console on a console table?

Yesn't

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Is eth possible that thou shall answereth thine question?

I don't know, is it?

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Having fun yet?

Define "fun"

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If Eggman is faster than Sonic, who travels at the speed of sound, then how fast DOES Eggman run?

As fast as you say Eggman.

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Do I get a stupid answer if I ask a stupid question?

why?

Who?

Who are you?

I am Doctor.

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Is Homer really invincible?

Get hit by chair.

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Yesn't?

Dashy Dash.

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Meow of the Zelda?

Breath of the Meow.

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If Sally saw something from a seesaw, and it was Arkansas, then what else did she see in Arkansas?

Herself.

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Do dogs eat dust?

Depends on what kind of dust.

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Is there a spell to turn into a mermaid?

Yes, barking like a wolf under a glitter sea.

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How to turn the garbage into diamonds?

Throw Minecraft out the window.

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Is Sonic CD actually Sonic Compact Disc?

who is sonic ?

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Why ppl here are depressed ?

Because they drank too much wine.

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Why?

What

What, who and when?

Hammer, pumpkin in 1881

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Is chicken black water?

Only if its a black feathered chicken drinking milk


How many eggs are there in the world?