"That's what she said!" the greatest joke ever told.

what do you get when you cross a pig and dog?

a pig-dog

Yrrocks a dit :

what do you get when you cross a pig and dog?

a pig-dog

find that highly offencive


what do you get whn you cross a yorrocks and a pighouse?


the most annoyying cancer in te world

yo mama so stupid she booked an appointment to see dr pepper. kkkkk
yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.
yo mama so ugly, in mortal combat, the enemy bleeds to death from it's eyes.

Yo mama so stupid, she got tickets to XBOX LIVE.

Knock Knock
who's there?
Kick
Kick who?
DUNT KICK ANYONE

I have a good one.

"WOW! It feels like there's a corpse in here!" said the man carrying the cannibal's suitcase.

I bet none of you get my dark sense of humour.

Erikadeedee a dit :

Yo mama so stupid, she got tickets to XBOX LIVE.

I heard that one. xD

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER Bowl YEA! And the fat brought CERAL!

Lagiacruss a dit :

My love life.

^ I must agree with this.

Tummnus a dit :

^ I must agree with this.

you.

MUMMY!!!I DON'T WANT TO GO AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!SHUT UP OR I'LL NAIL OR OTHER FOOT TO THE FLOOR!

what has 4 wheels and flys?

no.
a flying car. -.-
easy.

Azeliagames a dit :

you.

nope. it's a person called: No, One. get it?

another joke:
dude= camels private part. :O
umbrella= protects you from rain
danger= you can die
emerges= from a cacoon.

what are you thinking?

"English please"._."