Midnightecho a dit :

Leaving my phone on the ground.
This person grabbed it and told my best friend "I love you" e3e

O.O

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From what I've learned today, accepting owning Neko for 1 hour.

was born

Actually,
My dad told me to drive this quad-bike when I was about 6, so I was in the front, my dad was sorta steering me, and well...He got distracted, and there was people on the back, and then ahead was trees and then a shallow river with sharp rocks at the bottom. I freaked out, and didn't know what to do.. So I just shut my eyes (Hey, I was 6.) and then, when I opened them, I was in a tree with cuts everywhere, and and a huge scar down my stomach. The quad-bike wasn't ours, but it smashed in the river and got wrecked. I don't think I'll ever drive one again :(

I hope everyone commenting on animal cruelty is a vegan.

Weirdest mistake... Slamming my door when I didn't realize my extremely skittish and nervous cat was lying on my bed. I scared the shit out of her. Feel pretty terrible about it.

One day at school we went to english class, and the teacher asked me ( or what i heard ) was " What does MATHS mean?" and in my head I was wondering why he would ask that question if we werent in math class. So I gave my answer. " english way of saying math??" and every one laughed at me, but I couldnt hear with all the yelling -_- fuck them.

My friend's mom called me and I accidentally said "How good are you?" And she liek "What?" And I said "I said how are you?" And she waited a moment then said "Good."

Chesnnut a dit :

My friend's mom called me and I accidentally said "How good are you?" And she liek "What?" And I said "I said how are you?" And she waited a moment then said "Good."

lol, u screw up sentences a lot xD

Midnightecho a dit :

lol, u screw up sentences a lot xD

Ikr.. Im not rly proud of it lel

for telling all my classmates that my friend overnighted at his school but he didnt.

and posting a thread the same like my other thread by accident because i cant find it!

Pfffft, was walking in the school then i wanna go in the bathroom and it wasn't locked
so i opened it and girls be like "WAAH CLOSE THE DOOR".

The one was peeing and the other one was guarding the door ._.
i hate whiny girls >_>

My wierdest mistake would have to be the time when I was "dancing", and then my crush walked up behind me and I ended up elbowing him in the stomach.
But the noise he made was priceless though, I can say that.

My biggest mistake was well... let me tell you..
It was afterschool and my mom never lets me go to the school park for a while
and this time she finally let me then my friend who is a boy and um he is kind of a player with girls
Every girl looooves him except for me I don't want to be like everyone else so then
He runs up to me from behind and he is like "(My name)!!!" Then I felt his arms go around me '0' and he hugged me
I was like in my mind (Fuck now I'm going to be like those girls..)
Then to get him off of me..I kicked him..in the nuts..since he was hugging me and behind me it was easy XD
But then..it wasn't a mistake not to me.....he is perfect to be a player 0.0

I was running and I stepped on a squirell
It died.
By accident of course

Xdinochix a dit :

How do you manage to clean up the mess it makes

Can't get that picture out of my head ...
Disgusting but in the same time it makes me horny ...

Anyways weirdest mistake was when I got drunk and I kissed some fat ass chick
and the next morning I was going to school when everyone started laughing at me ;A;
I had no idea what is going on until my best friend told me ...
And I was like : MOTHERFUC*ER WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME ?!
As I think about it is not that bad actually I could have kissed a boy, right?
So I guess fatty is better choice.

Spawning a nyan cat in a classic minecraft server.

joining survival room 11 two people were fighting i tried to stop them they cussed at me alot i told people(mice)what they said someone felt sorry for me oh and btw they cussed at me in whisper so then another person cussed at me in whisper when i told he pretended he said nothing and i left survivor 11 never to go there until tommorow.9i banned them :p)

Danishay a dit :

i was talking to my friend walking backwards .... boom my fucking ass run's into one of my claasmates little sister's face. so awkward.-___-

XD XD XD XD XD XD lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways, the weirdest mistake i ever did was fart in meh friends face @_@

Mcchonny a dit :

true story:
i hugged my friend then some big ass friend of my friend wants to hug me
in my mind i was like (oh crap is he gonna hug no wait i better reach handshake befor its to late no no
he is gonna rech for and handshake) then i just puch him in da stomach by accident sorry cant spell

Isn't that from Smosh?