Well, let's just say that I'd be evil.
Kbye.

I would make people give me McDonalds. And pay for it. Then make people poop their pants and get sent to jail. LOL

make school illegal

i'd quit
screw being the president

Make 'The Purge' real. c;

Thefourthone a dit :

i'd quit
screw being the president

This ^^^^.
Too much work and responsibility.

Elaf a dit :

Get rid of abortion

oh dear no
there would be riots for weeks until you made abortion legal again
and you probably wouldn't even be elected, people would just call you a "retarded conservative cunt who needs to crawl in a hole and die" (assuming you'd announce that you will ban abortion)

Firebluestar a dit :

Kill Justin Bieber.
End of story. ;c

wishing death upon popular artists/bands is just immature
no matter how retarded they are or how much you hate their music, it's still really awful

i bet you wank it to the beatles and listen to queen religiously while throwing rocks at those who listen to "le mainstream crap" and cry on 9gag about how superior your music taste is to those filthy plebians while screaming about how real music is dead and you were born in the wrong generation


i don't know what i'd do
i think i'd make a pretty bad president, i'm not very smart anyways

haytam

Screw presidents, they're all idiots now.

I'm a girl and I have ideas if I were president...

1. Whoever comes from a foran country MUST learn English if they want to come here.

2. We're a free country, so we need free people. NO TAXES AS LONG AS I'M PRESIDENT!!!!

3. NO FIGHTING WITH OTHER PPL IN THIS COUNTRY!!!

4. When anyone (like Obama) comes to our country, SEND THEM OUT!!!!

5. Defend our country, we need to cheer on our brave soldiers as they fight in war.

6. Last but not least, the most important, STAY A FREE AMERICAN COUNTRY!!!


Hey Lagiacruss, isn't ur avatar the Pokemon, Mega Charizard?

Lilytenten a dit :

5. Defend our country, we need to cheer on our brave soldiers as they fight in war.

If you've got no taxes (i.e. no money in the government's bank), how are you going to afford fighting in a war?

If I were president (or Prime Minister) of England, I'd step down immediately. No way would I be able to sort out the fuckery that we've got here right now. xD

Lilytenten a dit :

Whoever comes from a foran country MUST learn English if they want to come here.

Ohmygod, my mom would agree with you right there. I do too. I am tired of just because they move to America, they think that they can force the people here FIRST to learn their language. But nope! If they wanna come, they must learn English instead of forcing us to learn Spanish and such.

This is an old thread, my thinking of banning smoking has changed.

Also, there should be consequences from breaking rules mentioned properly, to warn rule-breakers. Even though, that may not really help, I would like to see it happening.

If someone uses u i will find you and kill you >:3

taco tuesday

I would abolish the practice of teaching anything that's no use in schools, meaning pretty much abolishing middle and high school haha
I would also create a law against bullying. You get a $50 fine if your kid bullies another kid, that will teach them a lesson yeaaa boi

crap my pants and resign