hey dude y are u in the toilet

COS i am
hey dude whys your FACE in the toilet

BECAUSE IT'S SOOTHING TO YOUR FACE!!

Hey dude, do you know why the car keys are in the toilet?

Crap! (haha, lame humour) That's why I couldn't open the car!
Hey dude do you know why the parrot is in thge toilet?

Because it thought it was a dog.

Hew, why is the chex mix in the toilet?

Oh... so it wasn't milk in a bowl after all.

Um, why is a mouse in the toilet?

I'll take him/her out and clean them off. =)

Hey dude, do you know why my cell phone is in the toilet?

You were drunk, you see, and you dropped it in the toilet
Hey dude, why is my boots in the toilet?

You took them off in the bafroom.
Hey dude, Do you know why the pancakes are in the toilet?

i chucked them in
Hey dude, Do you know why the moom and sun are in the toylte?

moon* toilet* I think they finale fell from the sky from the water.

Hey dude,do you know why a star piece is in the toilet?

Im in the Christmas Fever, even though it's April.


Hey dude, do you know why the sink is in the toilet?

Duuudeeee, You were so drunk last night! You shouted "IT'S COMING" , ripped the sink off of the floor, and threw in it in the toilet. You need to lay off dude. Seriously.

Hey Duuuuuude! Why is the cat's crap in the toilet?

Hey dude Do you know why Alexetolie is in the toilet?

YOU SAW NOTHING! *SLAPS FACE*

dude why is there herobrine in the toilet with smiley dog holding a knife? e.e

how the flip sould i know there working to kill

dude why is derpy hooves with a muffin in the toliet

because she is just so silly! :3

dude, why is bon bon and lyra in the toilet?

because they love to swim inside

Hey dude! Do you know why the airplane is in the toilet?

An accident sir!

Hey dude do you know why the squirel is in the toilet?

Maybe it got scared and decided to hide in there?

Hey dude do you know why the socks are in the toilet?