-draws out sword- hah! my turn to end YOU this time!


you are selling your kidneys on the internet and the kidneys belong to someone you hate, then 1 hour later something feels dirty in your stomach. your sister is in the hospital and you go to see her but u walk into the wrong room and find that person you hate and see that doctors are operating him. then you see his kidney. you just sold your own kidney

I have no idea what you are saying /\ Im skipping you


You saw Pikachu (Evil Nature) and its going to use thundershock on you

I stop beleiving in pikachu.

You see Unicron, and he looks REALLY enraged.

you hump him

You see a Police in box and Dr.Who walks out with his sonic screw driver what do ya do?

point him to where i saw the dalecks invadeing

you see riza hawkeye pointing her gun at you, what do you do?

let someone control (or screen sharing) you comp and watch ur little mice crawl down to the bottemless pit of dead

You are stuck in a cage and r being dropped into water, and you will drown.
What do you do?

Im skinny. Slide through the bars. (I can fit through about a, Eh, 7 inch-ish space.)

You are in a sharks mouth. WHAT DO YOU DO??!?!?/1!?

you kick its thooth
Your swallowed alive by a giant maneating snake.
I'M ACCTUALLY SWALLOWED ALIVE BY A GIANT MANEATING SNAKE.WHAT DO YOU DO?????!!!!

Hmm. I would tell you to push yourself further into the snake and then I would pull out like mad. Snake fangs (at least those of the anaconda) slant inwards, so when you push yourself in they will lose their grip. When they try to get a better grip, I would pull you like mad and you might just manage to get out of its jaws. By then I'd have called the police or SPCA or whatever you're supposed to call to get rid of giant maneating snakes. By the way, the snake won't eat me because I'm not a man, I'm (technically) a woman. Too bad.

By the way, that's all true. (Maybe besides the it-won't-attack-me thing.)

Ok, maybe it might not work because if you were already swallowed...perhaps you'd have gone past the fangs already...in that case, screw you, I'm running.

You are falling from an aeroplane (or airplane or helicopter). What do you do?

Expand my wings and fly the hell out of there like a sexy piece of rock

A giant avatar [elemental master of every element. e.g water master, earth master, and so on] dragon is circling around you. Your too fat to fit under or through it, and too heavy to climb over it. What do yu do?

I will summon my bow and arrows and shoot an eye of the avatar dragon. Then when it flails around (and eventually falls) I will summon my rapier and stab it's other eye, before gtfo-ing.

I am standing before you with my rapier and bow and arrows. I want to kill you. What do you do?

I spontaneously step on you.

I am about to step on you. No escape.

*eats your foot you were about to use to step on* IT TASTES LIKE CUPCAKES!

skipping her u need to work on understanding the forum games ruby

i stare at the foot then i exploade and rewgenterate in the woods and live a simple womans life with four children and i would be a widow then i would go out everyday to pick apples from my orchard then i would come inside and feed the kids starting with the baby then i would probaly have some me time maybe knit then i would feed the kids tuck them in maybe a glass of wine for me then i would tuck myself in and go to bed but the bed feels so empty without him so i can't sleep so i go outside and look at the moonlight then i see that man again so i start running and grab the kids and food and i leave that house and i never saw that man again.

I just fell off a cliff and am slowley rising...upwards...what should i do?

Fly to hell, it's where you're going.

I'm in freezing cold water and am paralyzed

Use your wins fluttershy use your wings!!!!!!


You just ate a poisoness skittle and you will die in 10 minutes, WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!

i will get it out *poops it out* yay

Eat a laxative (constipated situation)

You are in a pit of paranha fish
naked