by pissing off the proest most creative and smartest shamen in the world

how do you change your title?

By talkin with Obama
How do you farm cheese?

by using an umbrella

How do you sleep in TFM?

Be pressing S
How do you walk in TFM?

Use your paws!

How the hell do you get those items colourfuk1?!> I WANT@!!!!!111

Paint them with your paws!

how do i eat and drink?

You use your Arm to Eat and Drink

How do I go into lava ground?

You press Ctrl-W on the keys.

How do I get 1,000 cheese?

Hack.

How do I not hurt the person above me?

You use a knife

How do I sleep?

Commit suicide.
How do I get 1,000 saves?

tell someone else.

how do you throw snowballs?

Become iced by the shaman.

How do I balloon myself?

By pressing ctrl + w
How do i moonwalk? (I really don't know, but don't list the real answer please c:)

Click all the emoticons at once.

How do I spirit-jump?

You Flap you Paw

How do I Play Zombie Game in Room 801?

You throw snowballs

How do I Make a Awesome Tribe?

By hacking the CFM leader board.
How do i buy stuff?

You steal them.
How do I throw confetti?

You steal it from a party store.

How do you get frasis?