-me:are you women from scotland
-women:WALES!
-me:ok are you whales from scotland

Teacher: Keep at it, and you can accomplish ANYTHING you want to!
Me: *Groan*

your dad must be a baker cause you got nice buns (from a movie XDDDDD)

Me: Could I borrow your phone I need to call my mum
Her: Ok *-*
Me: *Rings own phone* I just need your phone number...

Jjaakkee a dit :

Are you from Tennesee? because you're the only 10 I see :p

Uhhhhh...I kinda feel offened by that but back to this thread's point.

"Does your dad own a dairy company, 'cause you've got a nice set of jugs."

HEY BABY I GOT MY ION YOU ;)
-chemistry joke-

If I said I liked your body would you hold it against me?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
because it did for me

r u from tenesse cuz ur the only ten i c

"Cheeeeese *-*" is the cheesiest one imo.

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think dinosaurs still exist"

Kredos a dit :

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think dinosaurs still exist"

omg i never heard of this one.
that's soooo cute

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? because i can see myself in them"

Plokmijnuhb a dit :

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

this

That cheese was pretty gouda.

That's nacho cheese

hey, want to go to THE CLUB?

It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.

Baby, somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel!

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Excuse me, but if I go straight this way will I be able to reach your heart?

you must have visited pearl harbor because you're the bomb