Then you would get shot by a hunter.

I wish I was a paper

You would be ripped to shreds or crumpled up.
I wish I was a mouse.

Have fun being chased by a cat.

I wish for a 100 wishes.

Then all of your wishes were to go to jail >:3

I wish I was a magician.

yeah, but then ur arrested for stealing magic

I wish I was a snivy

Then Everbody wants you,

I wish I was a Flareon

Then you would be forced to fight other pokemon
I wish I was a real wolf

Then you would be eaten by ants (Gaaah, wild!)

I wish I was immortal. (though I already am lol)

Then nothing would change if you already are xD

I wish I was a toilet paper (lol)

then someone will wipe there ass with you

I wish i was an anime character

then everyone would watch you,

i wish i was a owl *.*

then i would kill you because your noise doesnt let me sleep,

i wish i was a mouse

Then have fun being chased by a cat.

i wish i was squid girl

then have fun being chased by SkyDoesMinecraft(a youtuber)

i wish i was the greatest troller in the world

Then everyone in the world hate you

i wish i was a cat

Then you will hurt everyone. ^_^

I wish i was a waffle.

Alright, but I'll eat you afterwards.

I wish I was an engineer?

i bet you make bad cars

I wish i was a lolliepop

Then someone would... (sorry :I) suck you.

I wish i was a dragon, that would actually exist.

Or

I wish i was a real gryphon :3

then people would hunt you with all sorts of machines i wish i was a sun