BEER'S BAD FOR YOU, DAUGHTER!

Dad, why aren't you listening to me? D:

Because you have that damn flower on your ears.
Dad, why are you feeling my butt?

uhhh i have problems

Dad why whyyy Do you not like my purple hair

because purple is not natural


dad why wont you let me have a boyfriend?

You're not mature enough to have a boyfriend.

Dad, why are you sleeping at a time like this?! WAKE UP!

im too lazy

dad why cant i buy that dress?

You have too many.

Dad, why am I so popular?

idk u just r

dad why is there a killerspider n the bathtub?

What killer spider? -throws away tissue paper-
Dad, why are you so tall?

because im a guy

dad why did you buy me a dog u know that i hate them right?

Because dont care about your medical problems

Dad why did I have to be born in Ponyville?

because that is where i was born o-o

dad why did you throw a rock at meh?

Because we're at sea.

Dad, why are we at sea?

You barfed in our street.

Dad why are we poor?

because ur mother ran away from us and stole all our money

dad why did you adopt a baby i told you that i did not want a brother or a sister

THIS IS LIKE "Mummy may I..."

Anywho,

Dad why are you standing on th edge of the empirestate building?

Because I'm planning to throw you off! :)

Dad, why are you pooping on your bed? O.o

I couldn't reach the bathroom, my daughter.

Dad, why are you ignoring me? :(

because i am sleeping zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

dad why did you poop on the carpet?

Our toilet isn't working.

Dad, why are you so embarrasing?