Got a recent one.

You know "angst"? Well, it's my main genre of writing.
So I casually invented the verb "angsting". Because, well, why not?
And it was changed to "ingesting". WTF.

On my brothers phone)

He meant to say: Dont worry theirs always another day.
Auto correct: Dont worry, theirs always another dad.

think-thong
pingpong-pingdong

pop -> PPP
ya -> U.S.
kay -> karkat
and there's more
but can't find my screenshots of them

This morning "lol shit" changed to "lols hi." Apparently my mobile's not a fan of my potty mouth.

typing "one sec"

"one sex"

"o.o sex"

"OMG I HATE MY KEYBOARD"

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"thanks for the clothes mom"

"thanks for the clothesline mom"

Haruhitastic a dit :

This morning "lol shit" changed to "lols hi." Apparently my mobile's not a fan of my potty mouth.

Lol.

Madmaddym= Madman Sum
PonyDoll =Pony Doll
Haruhitastic: Haricots stick

hey bro would you like to have dinner at six?

resulted in hey bro would you like to have dinner AND SEX?

i tell at six*
resulted in and sex*

and sex*

and sex*

damnit!!!

my friend says auto-asphyxiator? but he actually says auto-corrector?

so we had to use Siri to talk to each other

I've copy to my notebook a text.
And a quest in the book is something to complete.
Like:
I could ask for help if...?

I've copy the 3 dots

So when I was younger I played on this online app called Puppy Land Online
I cant remember exactly what I was typing, but I was on one of the worlds (Woodlands, I think) and I was talking to another player who was there (We were ‘roleplaying’ or playing hide and seek, idk) and I think it went like this;

Them- Have you found diva yet?
Me- idk, i think im close. give me orgy sex
Them- what?
Me- FUCK I MEANT TO WRITE ONE SEC
Me- OH MY GOD

I couldnt stop laughing
lmao
Im glad there’s no chat restrictions or anything like that in Puppyland online. It leads to inappropriate behavior and whatnot because there’s no mods, but I was never bothered by it. I cant seem to log on anymore now though, which is sad, because i had several friends there ^^'

i was looking up hatsune miku songs and it auto corrected hot anime pictures

I was explaining some of the 2014 valentine event
I was gonna say "click"
But then i say "cick"
cries

A picture showed something being autocorrected to moos etching
-facepalm-

skullbacsix a dit :

hey bro would you like to have dinner at six?

resulted in hey bro would you like to have dinner AND SEX?

i tell at six*
resulted in and sex*

and sex*

and sex*

damnit!!!

my friend says auto-asphyxiator? but he actually says auto-corrector?

so we had to use Siri to talk to each other

Nice smosh references

We were doing a math exam on building a skate board, and instead of writing "Deck" as in the top of the skateboard, my teacher wrote "Dick"on the board and everyone laughed. I felt bad for him though.