When I mom and I were at a pancake restaurant, and when I got my pancake, It has something like an ice cream on top of it. So I took my spoon and then took a bit of that "ice cream". And when I tasted it, IT WAS A SCOOP OF BUTTER! My mom kept to mock me for days. I was so dumb.

Xariio a dit :

That i was say ''Pikachuuuuuuuuuu'' in my sleep. c:

LMAO I LAUGHED

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Probably when i joined school i told this girl(i didnt know much english) to go tell my crush i liked him. She then told me he sighed an walked away

It dosent seem like he feels like that about me now

touching a IRON WITH MY HAND.I was small,playing hide-n-seek.
ME:OOOOHHHH whats this?
*CHECK TO SEE IF SEEKER WAS COMIN*
ME:*TOUCH*
ME:*CRY*MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
~.~

Peed my pants ofcourse.

Nezumini a dit :

I walked into a pole once. It hurt.

Erikadeedee a dit :

i RAN into a pole

I BACK TRACKED INTO A POLE

My tounge got stuck on a frozen pole.

fight my cat over the keyboard

lol catsgray ur cat must have really wanted thatkeyboard

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No PG.

You dont care.Good,me neither.

Tell my friend my crush,but then she thought i said jacob..then she yelled it out loud in the cafiteria...THEN THEY ALLL LIKE OOO MID GOTTA CRUSH CRUSH :_:

Not exactly stupid but I used to play outside with my friend when I was LITTLE, and I said "Hey, lets show eachother our underwear ;))))"
jesus fucking christ

so yeah we showed our underwear
but once I asked her and she showed me her triangle if you know what I mean

Rosuuri a dit :

Not exactly stupid but I used to play outside with my friend when I was LITTLE, and I said "Hey, lets show eachother our underwear ;))))"
jesus fucking christ

so yeah we showed our underwear
but once I asked her and she showed me her triangle if you know what I mean

Ok....
thats fucking creepy.

I once took out a condom out of the packet when i was a baby and chewed it
BABY PEOPLE

Rosuuri a dit :

Not exactly stupid but I used to play outside with my friend when I was LITTLE, and I said "Hey, lets show eachother our underwear ;))))"
jesus fucking christ

so yeah we showed our underwear
but once I asked her and she showed me her triangle if you know what I mean

NOT GONNA LIE, I'VE ACTUALLY DONE A SIMILAR THING

Hixed a dit :

NOT GONNA LIE, I'VE ACTUALLY DONE A SIMILAR THING

exept it was a boy and he didnt have a triangle.
...
right?

Hixed a dit :

NOT GONNA LIE, I'VE ACTUALLY DONE A SIMILAR THING

oh goodness
we were like in 1st grade lol.

Jessive a dit :

Ok....
thats fucking creepy.

I once took out a condom out of the packet when i was a baby and chewed it
BABY PEOPLE

didittastegood

Rosuuri a dit :

oh goodness
we were like in 1st grade lol.

yeah, we're curious little people :^)

Rosuuri a dit :

didittastegood

It tasted...normal.
like rubber

Jessive a dit :

It tasted...normal.

what the hell do condoms even look like
i am so ashamed hold on