Bully: Can I punch you in the face?
Me: Let me make sure I understand you. Did you say 3?
Bully: No, I did not say 3.
Me: You just did.

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Person: Your fat.
Me: I know you are.

Person: You are making every single thing dont make sense.

ME:
SAID NO ONE EVER

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