Um, Im not sure where I can find spikes with water, but okay, i'll try.

Can you steal from the cookie bank and give all the cookies to me? c:

EDIT:
Pageget. :D

Sure,I own the cookie bank anyway.

Can you bully your best friend?

already do, friends are like that.

can you kill the person above you?

I don't know where he/she lives but I'll try visiting every house in the world.

Can you dive underwater and hold your breath for 10 minutes?

I sure can. (Drowns)

Can you kiss your elbow and then clean your ear with it?

i probly cant but ill try

can you kill your dog and then eat it?

I love my dog, but okay.

Can you buy me all the video games?

I'll buy you Mickey mouse club house. Yes.

Can you rob every house in the world?

LOOK DANGEROUS BUT HEY ILL BE RICH AND PROBLY DIE IN THE PROGRESS OF IT BUT SURE ILL DO IT
yes caps lock

will u eat poop

I really don't want to, but sure!
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Can you hold this bomb?

Yes and i will put it in a cage.

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Could you Turn to evil?

I already am evil, but I guess I could try.

Can you jump off a cliff?

yes

can you name all the pokemon without looking the book or internet

yes

have you ever felt or touched and tasted
your own brain when you're still alive? o.o

NO but i'll certainly try now :D

Can you touch the sky why'll licking your imaginary tail O.O

The sky is all around me so I can touch it,but I can't see nor use my imagination because I just can't control it....

Can you or have you tried experimenting something that contains deadly elements without any advice,warnings,or assistance?

yes i have in real life

ticklie you best frend TO DEATH

i haven't got best frend or friend ( :( ), but yeah
go and die you qtie

I have to ignore cuz i don't understand u

Ok but aI don't have a best friend so I'll tickle the air :D

I want you to play with a Care Bear!