because ur my friend who dosent like ice cream

WHY CANT I WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS! (hint: DSi and SoulSilver)

cuz pokemon's stupid
why cant i stay at the beach?

cuz only dsi's exist..

and falcon the answer i had was cuz ima get pke ss and a dsi for x mas ;_;
WHAY CANT I EXIT OUTTA DE FORUMS

Because you are glued to them xD

WHY CAN'T I SAY HELLO TO RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE STREET?

Because you're socially awkward.

Why cant I eat ;^;

Because you don't have a mouth.
Do you? LOL

Why can't I sleep?

Because something is scaring you

Why can't I ride on Cut Man?

He'll cut you.
WHY CAN'T I HAVE A DOG!

CAUSE YOUR ALREADY A DOG

WHY CANT I EAT INFINATE COOKIES????

cus your to fat!

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A PET OWL?!?!?!?

cus u already are an owl!

WHY CANT DATE BEFORE 16 ?!?!?!?!

CAUSE YOU'RE TOO SMALL!

WHY CAN'T I HAVE SIMS 2?

BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE IT!

Why can't i have a kitten?

Cause you're alergic to it!

Why can't i go to the park

Because it's full of tigers!

Why can't I eat my legs?

Cause your bear ate them for you.
WHY CAN"T I TOUCH THE SKIES?

cuz ur a mouseh

WHAY CANT I CAPTURE MEW2!!!!!!!!!

BECAUSE IT DOESNT WORK ANYMORE.

WHY CANT SLEEP IN PEACE???

Cuz ghosts are around you and want to kill you.

Why can't I grow? *irl and in tfm*