Original text:

"I love you. I seriously do. You are my world. Love me back, please."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I love you ... all over the world. I'm in love"

:')

Original text:

"My mother cooked the potatoes yesterday"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The mothers cooked potatoes"

Original text:
'Ello, Kaylee here, how is everyone?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... For all and Kelly."

Original text:

"heres some textbuscus"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Here are just a few textbuscus"

original: "My balls look fucking pretty yo"


bad: "My balls look very nasty Yo"


i just laughed out loud. MORE:

origional(o): "If Herobrine was real i would marry him because no one can stop me."

bad(b):"If Herobrine true, because no one can stop me from him."
lol


o:"A potato walked down the street sniffing them armpits. Then a female potato came and they started flirting. Next thing the first potato knew was he was sticking his dick in the girl's vagina."

b:""

wtf lmao

DONE FOR NOW :D

Original text:

"I love playing Transformice! It's so awesome!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do you want to play Minikrav?, this is a big step."

Original text:

"Don't you dare steal my cupcake bitch!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"He sprays the bunker"

Original text:

"Omg that is so kawaii desu!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"OMG is proud of the plastic."

"Mycaruba"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mikorooba"

dis es butiful

Original text:

"Thou needs potatoes to survive in le wilderness. Thou needs waffles to survive in le lake. THOU NEEDS PANCAKES AND RAINBOWS TO SURVIVE LE NYAN CAT!!!"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The potatoes so they can be in the pool. Prepared by Ms. Rainbow pancakes live!"

Lolz!
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"Harry Potter is awesome and makes Edward look like a zombie sitting in a pool with his brain busted open and butt-naked with green skin and hairs/moles growing out of his eyes, mouth, nose, crack, and belly button."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The different models, Harry · Porter. Green hair, mouth, nose, belly button, empty basins, and grew up in the North-West of the country, Edward Marshall, the risk of damage to the brain."

Original text:
"Hello from transformice Grejfrutek is an awesome friend spread the word PL!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Welcome to Grejfrutek!"

this translator sucks

uhh ok


wOW WTF


U WOT M8

Original text:

"such cream, is minecraft, cool ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Horse hair Refroidissemen, cream and Maine."

Original text:

"fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat"

Original text:

"fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil"

"fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil"
"fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Oil oil oil oil oil oil OIL oil."

BIG DIFFERENCE

Original text:

"Pikachu."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Batman."

Original text:

"I dont like spiders."

...35 translations later.. Bing gives us:

"I hate robots."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what ones youre gonna get"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us

"Life is not a rule like chocolate."
wat

Decided to take random text from my Pokemon fic

Original text:

"Finally registering Ho-Oh's cries of, "Fire!", Lugia flew from the tower, the rain putting out some flames from its tail. Turning, it dimly noticed Ho-Oh's desperate attempts to bring three small pokemon out of the flames. This had to be a dream. This could not be happening. The Brass tower–Lugia's roost, it's beloved roost–could not be in flames in front of its eyes. It was so ironically funny. Just when it had thought things might get better, they took a turn for the absolute worst. "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Finally, fire Tower, landing on the contract, Oh Golf!, crying in the rain by firefighters. I tried to Pokemon fire how desperate three somewhat vaguely familiar. This is a dream come true. It's not going to happen. Tower Lu Jia, so the prognosis would be under their noses the flame brass Coop--sleep. Irony is that a lot of fun. I bought what I thought things would be better, ill."

What. o.o I didn't know irony was fun.

Original text:

"They relished it. They enjoyed it. It was…great, the feeling of seeing your opponent cry out in pain. Wonderful to see them bruised and winded, uplifting to see their blood spill onto the ground. "

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Eitlendirdi genoten l Vasgreat czuy//grmeyecek/l l/l/l eby v,/l podniosem l//l/l lke yukardaki grmeyecek Rozsiadego. "

...

"Dad is great, he made us chocolate cake!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It was a mistake, brown bread and ice cream."

//Deletes

"DO NOT CURSE UNDER THE LORD'S NAME"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

". Say bad things against God"

Orginal text:

"I hate Cross Country and all sports."

35 Bing Translations later:

"There are all kinds of bikes. Gold medeal and they want to see."