Amazonia, a thorny bush, July 8

I’m exhausted, I’ve no mo' cheese n' mah ears hurt. I should’ve known dat dis cheese fragrizzle was a trap. Da natives have been chasin me fo' hours. I’ve managed ta hide up in dis bush but I’m too chillaxed ta go on. I can hear tha leaves crunchin under they feet, they’re comin closer n' closer ta mah dirty ass. My fuckin skanky lil hidin place won’t protect me fo' long.

I know I’m bout ta find tha relics. I can feel dat shit. I’m shizzle they contain a hidden juice n' shit. Legendz drop a rhyme of dat shit. 10 relics was destroyed and they pieces was scattered underwater n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Surely, collectin all pieces of tha same relic should reveal its secret.

Through mah investigation, I’ve marked off 5 search areas on dis map. I’m convinced our crazy asses have to fish up in gin n juice points there.

Feel like a cold-ass lil chizzle?

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Mice racin round a user-created map ta figure up how tha fuck ta git ta tha cheese n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Bubblez indicate a mouse whoz ass falls off tha map yo. Hearts indicate a mouse whoz ass has brought tha cheese ta tha hole.

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