No, hes my hero! (ZELDA STYLE)

Can i eat that Xbox taht no one owns?

No, because that's a waste of electronics, and money.

Can I be a murderer? >:L

No, because people will hate you.

Can I be a meatball?

No, because i will eat you.

Can i be a Enderdragon?

No, because you only live once, and you never respawn after getting killed.

Can I be a fly?

No, because I'll squash you.

Can I be a Pikachu?

No, because Pikachu is not real.

Can I be a demigod?

No, that's impossible.

Can I be an archer?

No, because you will take an arrow in the knee

Can i be a pie?

No, because the pie is a lie and if you become a lie you might die and you don't want to die so you cannot become a pie because the pie is a lie.


Can I be a shiny Charmander?

No,you are unlucky

Can I be a Flying Lanturn? (A pokemon)

No, u dont fit in a red and white ball.
Can i be a chicken

No, because it will be too hard for you to poop off a single egg.

Can I be a mouse?

No, i cursed u to be a frog forever and a princess has to kiss u >:o


Can i be a reptile?

No, your a cockroach.


Can i be a ferret

No your a cat


Can i be a man not a woman?

No because you're destined to be a woman.

Can I be a polarbear?

No, how about a Polore dog?

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Can i be a kitty human?

no because your a dog human

can i be a lemon donut

No, Lemons are sour.
Can i be a Rainbowdash?