NU! >:U *gives cookie*

Can i eat my tv?

*Edit PAGEGET WOOT!*

No you will make me miss my shows.

Can I eat the whole cookie jar?

No those are Bens cookies

Can I eat another batch of nothing

Sure.

Can I eat a fuck please? :3

No thats dangerous for some reason

Can I eat a poop?

Sure :3

Can I eat your shoes? o3o

fuck nu

can i eat a dick please?

Uhh.......no.

Can I eat a toquito please?

Hmm I don't even know what that is even when I'm Mexican, so...yes

Can I eat plutonium please?

WTF IS THAT.SURE AND LET CHA DIE.

can I eat ur hair please?

No, im sorry.

Can i eat a stuffed-pikachu?

no, thats poor pikachu!

can i eat a piec of cake cloude? please?

Nu. You shan't . Cuz u no share stuffed pikachu with mah friend! :o

Can I eat a piece of paper pls? :3

Sure

Can I eat a sponge please?

Does he live in a pineapple? If so, yes...PLEASE!

Can I eat a rainbow please?

no. eat a human heart.

Can i eat a rainbow pony pls?

You may not. :p

Can I eat your sweatshirt please?

But then I'll be cold. So nao.

Can I eat my homework please?

no your teacher will kill you literally


can i eat discord please (hes so adorable i just want to eat him)