Pull of your pants.

Teach me how to fly!

Jump off a swing or get a jetpack.

Teach me be a cartoon!

ummmmmm...


teach my to impload!

Go on your computer and press impload
TEach me how to ride a rollercoaster naked in the public while peeing!

First, consult a psychiatrist! Then reevaluate your life.

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Help! Teach me how to keep a garden from dying!

Water them lightly and keep sunlight on them. If not, too bad

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Teach me how to make a cake!

Just crack eggs ans add sugar and flour ans bake!

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Teach me how to be a duck

First, sing the duck song. Then, become a famous youtuber like Pewdiepie. And finally, say quack and do a rap about being stuck in a duck.

Teach me how to leave this forum thread, please!

Step 1 - Walk down the hallway and take a right
Step 2 - Open the door to your left
Step 3 - Jump over the lava pit, dodge the falling spikes, and outrun the giant rolling boulder
Step 4 - Don't die

Teach me how become a wall

Stand there... stand... until you pass out and be flattened and used as a wall. Too much violence? Well you asked for it.


Teach me to become a kid again, please!

Drink this potion, it is made out of wee

Teach me how to chew please!

Open your mouth, put a chewgum in it.

Teach me how to talk with animals, please!

Put food in your mouth then bro fist your bottom jaw then open your mouth and tomato and teeth pie is served!!! :D they will understand that they have to learn it too

Teeth me to destroy planet earth :3

You say kaaabaaataaaaaaaa
Teach me to be like häruśtärïća

go look up who tc that person is bcause i didnt know they existed

teach me how to play guitar c;

get a guitar and then i will teach you



Teach me how to get a life

Go to gta


Teach me how to hack

You type


Teach meh how to be Santa Claus

You weigh aprox. 99999999 kg, wear red clothes,a white beard and proceed to be a pedophile..
(He sees you when you're sleeping..he knows when you're awake..)

Teach me hau do be gamer.

you be a potato

teach me how to learn please!