Because it wanted to barf!

DUDE!Why there is Blood in your foot?

UH OH...... I accidentally murdered some kids ^^

OMG DUDE! WHY DA HECK IS THERE A TEST WITH F ON IT ON UR FOOT?

Cause some dude threw it on my leg...

Why is there a foot on your foot?!

Bcs my foot likes footception.

Hey dude, why is there a reindeer on your foot?

Santa Maus' reindeer liked me and left him to stay with me
DUDE WHY IN THE WORLD IS THERE A FARTING CHILD ON UR FOOT

Because he was too gassy


Dude why is there a toe on your foot?

Because i was BORN THIS WAAAY ;o;

You dud, you have a cat licking dogs on your foot. WHY?!?!

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Hey dude why is there a dude on your foot?

Coz tat dude likes my foot c:

Duderitonio why is there a tounge on your foot.

I stapled it there earlier

dude, why is there a walrus on yer foot?

Because i put it there @w@

Man, why's there a narwhal horn sticking out of your foot...?

I kicked it in the face

^ ignoring because you didn't say "why is there a _____ on your foot"

because that narwhal just happened to like my foot too much

um, dude... why is there a rabid dog on your foot?

OH because, oh wait a minute there is a what? (CHECKS) OH GAWD HALP

Hey dude why is there a bunny on your foot? :>

oh thats my pet

y is there a poptart on ur foot

Fabulous! :D

hey dude, why there shoes on your feet? '-'

Because i gtg

Hey dude why there is a Nail on your foot?

Because my nails came off and one fell onto my foot.

Dude, why is there a pile of TNT glued to your foot?

For emergencies >:3

*steps on ground and makes TNT explode* And by emergencies, I mean total destruction >:D

Hey dude, why is there a cupcake on your foot?

oh umm--
(checks) OOOH YUM! dude why is there a pony on ur foot O.o