I would bite your leg then stab you insanley.


What if Miley Cyrus magically had a heart attack?

i wld throw infinity pies at u and lick them ALL off yer face ;D
i wld laf histerically (sry miley u disgusting)

wat if i hated u so much tht u commited suicide?

Then I'd come bak 2 life ( Thnx Slendy :D ) and haunt you C:


Whatif you ONCE AGAIN saw me stalking you when you were halfway home but when you blinked i was gone?

I would look at you with a cat face every time.


What if i ate your pringles?

I'd be so sad..


What if I was a chicken?

I'd tickle u...


what if I came into ur room and made u strip so i could rape u?

I'd punch you and jump out my window :p
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I don't feel like getting raped today xD

What if you were attacked by a swarm of locusts?

^ What?

What if potatoes grew on your head?

I'D EAT POTATOES ALL DAY EVEREH DAY!
WHAT IF YOU FOUND ME ASLEEP ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR WIT MAH HATCHET AND A JAR OF PICKLES?

I'd eat some pickles with you and cut them up with the hatchet :p

What if you saw a Christmas tree getting burned down?

Throw you in it.

What if you saw a person throwing a cockerel at you?

id duck it then throw a big stone at that person and he be knocked out


what if you found out your brother hacked u on a game?

Oh that rly happened to me so thats what i did: go in his room while he sleeps and put mud on his face then run away quickly. Change my password on game that he cant guess. Hack his account too and kick his ass.

What if you put a sword in someones butt and that person called cops?

I would escape them like the pplz in GTA 5

What is i suddenly appeared And started killing... FISHES

I'D LET YOU.. I DUN LIEK WATER ;=;


WHAT IF I RANDOMLY APPEARED AND GAVE U A DSI XL AND YELLED " MERRY PASTMAAASS! " THEN DISSAPPEARED?

I'D FIND YOU AND HUG YOU AND YEAH!!!


WAT IF MATERS WERE NON ACIDIC?

IDK... MAYBE I'D STILL EAT THEM.. MAYBE I WONT..


WHAT CHU U THINK OF MAH AVATAR? :D

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LUV IT!


What if nothing was somthing? .O.

I WOULD HUG IT??? O-O


WHAAT IF I GAVE U A THNEED FOR PASTMAS?

I'D HUG YOU, WEAR IT ALL DAY, AND KEEP WATCHING THE LORAX XD


WHAT IF I GAVE YOU A HATCHET?