no because i havent got one Can i have 2222222222222222222228888888888899999999999 knives please?!?!!?! NOW?!?! plz? as a christmas pressie?

Yes, now please kill Justin Bieber and other stuff.

Can I have a Glaceon pwease?

no i have no idea what that is

can i have a turkey as my pet? please?

Sure just dont eat it on Thanksgiving day.

Can i have a piece of pie plss?

Here is,a pie,is a pie with apple flavor!

Can i have a Marf?(Marf from Robot and Monster)

Thx for the pie and yes u can have a Marf just dont kill anyone with it.
can I have a hat pls?

you can have a hat made out of gold of diamods -throws at face- -diamonds and gold breaks-
your welcome
can i have a tree please?

NO coz u hurt my pretty face Can i have a sandwich pls?

no u get a BAGEL


plz can i get biscuits?

Yes u can because I'm in good feel.
Can I have a toy of tiger please?

yep

can i have a iphone please?

NO, on ur last question u hurt my pretty cat fce with the gold hat so NO


CAN I HAVE A BALL PLS

No Because I Ate It
Can I Have a Dog Poop?

can i have a wish?

sure why not...

can i have the bran newest car of 2014??

*Gives you a Brand new car of 2014*You welcooome! c:
Can i go to the heaven?:O cx

Sure but only after purgatory

Can I discover a new element

Yes, you'll call it Gleprinium

Can I have a yellow beaver?

No, can i have a new laptop?

No, Use the one you have!

Can I have the movie, kungfupanda2 .o.?