-is taking drivers test- Did I pass?!!?!?
Teacher: "No."
Me: -looks down- Ehehe Sorry Secretive...
BUT I DIDN'T DO IT! HE DID -points to the teacher-

HOLY CHEESE YOU'VE ATE MY lamb :(

HOLY CHEESE YOU'VE KILLED ME.

But i never killed you! ;-;

Holy cheese you've ate my bacon!!

I've never eaten bacon in my life ;(


HOLY CHEESE YOU TOOK MY KEYBOARD

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH AN OBSCENE CRIME! I only borrowed it permanently.

HOLY CHEESE YOU KILLED SECRETIVE!

Did I?

Holy cheese, you tried to make a soup from my cat!