Yrrocks a dit :

because eat and play dont have the same meaning!

why cant i eat your grandma?

Because she is died.

Why can't I eat cookies?

Because. . . They're mine. *^* (No, you can have them. :D)

WHY CAN'T I EAT A BIKE??? ;V; THEY SEEM YUMMY.

Because the tires will pop and you will become fat if you swallow it.

Why can't I eat my cat???! :(

Because you already ate it.

Why can't I eat cheese?

Because eating it requires cutting it.

Why can't I eat you?

Cause i run faster then you

Why can't i eat my Hamburger >:(

Because it had a Pickle on it

Why Can't I Eat Fingers!?

CAUSE YOU WILL BLEED FROM YOUR HAND CAUSE YOU ATE THEM


why can't I eat pokemon ?

Because eating them is illegal in nintendo!

But wait... why can't I eat my pencil sharpener?

Why can't I eat myself ;c

Because you didn't give an answer to the person above you.

Why can't I eat the Moon cheese?

Because there is no moon cheese.

Why can't I eat cake?

Cause you already ate the whole cake ;-; party pooper <


Why can't i eat my shoes?

cause thats gross

Why can't I eat my couch.

because your dog peed on it.

why cant i eat tigrounette

because then the world would turn on you and.. and nothing

Why cant I eat water

cause you can only drink it


whai cant i eat the shaman

Cause the Shaman will ice you if you try


Why can't i eat my toast >:O