ERR0R: *too much confusion, NU CANDYCORN FOR U*

*Inserts more candycorn C:*

Error: They did not get the FDA's approval. It must be tested again or it shall be confisticated. I:C

*Randomly inserts a celebrity photo and autograph*

Error: JB isn't accepted.
//Inserts apples

ERROR: We only accept Samsung products.

-le insert dog-

ERROR: We only accept cats

*Inserts shiny pokemon*

U broke my sunglasses >:c NO CANDY CORN

Le farts in machine

ERROR.you killed it

*Inserts portal*

ERROR: We teleported to China
-inserts penny that can't be not accepted-

Sorry, you got unaccepted due to that penny being from Canada!

-inserts penny-

You n eed more! The world ain't cheap anymore buddy,where were you?
-Inserts penny-

Error: There isn't anything wrong with your penny. The candy corn machine just can't tolerate the picture of Abe Lincoln. Try Jefferson next time.

-inserts a nickel-

eugh so much like this thread Topic-58312

but still its different

IM SORRY BUT UR NICKEL IS GROSS

-inserts a kid-

too much meat and blood please stop trying


-inserts a bubblegum wrapper-

Error: We dont accept bubblegum wrappers

-inserts a teddy-

Error: We dont accept teddy
-inserts cheese-

Error: Mice will get to the cheese before the machine gets it
-inserts your mom-

ERROR: your mom is too big to fit in

-inserts a fraise-

ERROR: this fraise has a bite in it and cannot be accepted.

-Inserts cheese piece-

ERROR: This cheese is moldy, you get no candy corn.

-Inserts pikachu-

ERROR : You inserted a pokemon No alive creatures! Try again in the future or the year of 2096


*Inserts Nothing*