I had a dream that I was a piece of gum

then someone ate me ;-;

ok so this morning i was sleeping on my couch with my glasses clenched in my hand and i went to this park in my dream.... and one ride had this ball thing like the teacup rides yet sooo intense and there were 3 of these: one weak, one in the middle, and one super strong. my family kicked me in the super strong one and i had 5 seconds to attach this metal bar into the ball to hold on to and to put on a helmet, which i didnt get the time. then, the bar became doorless and started rolling and bouncing around *btw it was metal*
then.
i hit my head and really felt it, but it stopped fast. I tried to move to put my hand on my head but couldnt. I saw my living
room, but it was super faded out. I thought i was slowly moving, but i wasnt. I tried opening my eyes and moving and waking up, but couldnt.
Then i finally woke up. Sleep paralysis is scary. Brain u troll. i hate lucid dreams.

Yesterday I had a strange but awesome dream:
I saw myself in armor and with a sword in my hand. I could barely move, it was like I was glued to the ground, and I could make steps very slowwww.
My orst enemy from school wa sstanding like 3m away of me. She was also in armor and with a sword.
I realized I was there for a war, so I tried to run at him but I only walked slowyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
My enemy seemed to can move rly easily, not as slow as me.
Suddenly I started running to him, it was like I was running faster than anything ever.
My body reacted without my control, and my sword went into his stomach.
My enemy tried to hit me a few times but somehow I dodged. Again, I wasnt doing anything: my body was doing it without me.
I hit him once again with my sword, this time in the face.
He fell down, he looked weak. I tried to hit him once again but something or someone pulled me back away. I was laying on the floor, again I felt I was glued to it. But I wasn't hurt at all.
I heard something whispering me but I could barely understand, all I got was "S-p no..no"
Then I woke up. I was so confused.

I was 4, I did a nightmare about getting attacked by Barbies riding dinosaurs and tossing Almonds at me. The world was made of Play-Doh (appart from the almonds and Barbies).

Since, when i would get a Barbie I'd get her naked and wrip her up. Heads under my bed. Legs on the shelves. Arms in the draw. Body in a carboard box.

my wedding day ;n;

I have many dreams that can be true, but probably won't.

I have many interesting dreams about me meeting my favorite youtubers. I'm that obsessed, yes.

my name was mr.nootybooty and i worked at mcdonalds serving whitebread

me driving a car or someone i know driving car that ends up everyone in it (including me) falling off a cliff.
these kind of dreams happen often
e: we stayed alive and safe thanks to airbags

my mom dissappearing from the car while we were rolling down a steep hill and me controlling the car, then suddenly ending up in town, and i kept crashing into other cars without a scratch



another was one of my friends got electrocuted at the school gates

I had a dream that I had wings and I could fly, I even touched the Heavens. Then, I woke up.....

I had a dream there was this guy who was super strong and it was like a game and he was wailing and crying because his father injected him with some sort of syrum in a needle that was green that made him super strong but super violent and instable but also very violent since it was a fighting game and he said his father did it because his father said it would 'make him much better' even though he said no..

Then I tried to comfort him and we became friends, yeah he WAS cute even though he was like 10 feet tall.. But his dad came in and was in a business suit and said it was his birthday, so his dad gave him a weird console that plays games but it couldn't be set up properly.. because there was water in a river blocking it apparently. So his dad left when I somehow magically teraformed the area so that it would work. But yeah, then a scene was when he was eating cookies as a kid and his dad tackles him and injects the needle in him and he screams and gets tied to the wall as he is mutating painfully.. ...

... Really weird dream and I want to help the poor guy so bad in real life.. =(

Um. I had a strange yet funny dream 2 nights ago:
My teddy bear Edmond woke up alive and took me outside on his ship and we sailed to freedom XD

I was a stowaway on a bus full of jedi younglings and I had to do jedi school with them in the bus, but then as we were driving through the city, giant purple mushrooms started growing all over the place and we had to escape the city to avoid them.

Omg this was a few nights ago, and i still remember.

An apocalypse happened, and it was almost like the walking dead, but I ran into some house iwth a bucnh of people and secured windows and doors and ran into my crush, for some reason i was crying so looked at him and said, "[Name], What's going on?" he explained and we ran out to find someone, when we found them, they were a zombie and started chasing us, so he fought it off and I ran and found a 4-wheeler. He ran and jumped on in front and drove away to the building, when we got back i was crying again and he hugged me. He looked at me and said, "Go inside, hurry!" then we ran inside together and a bit later he showed be he was bitten and before the cure we had was finished, I woke up.

Pretty crazy imo.

I was partying with my friends and then someone punched me in the ribs so hard it felt real
Man, that was a wild night.

I had a dream that Slender man and Jeff was watching me.In my sleep

The best dream i ever had was when a tornado destroyed my school :D

One of my crazy dreams is that Yoshi was farting on a walnut from PvZ...

I was on CS at the pound then I refreshed because it glitched and got an extremely rare horse and it was 1 of teh only 2 on CS.

Pirates giving birth while surfing.

Cause -- Health Class

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The best dream i ever had was when a tornado destroyed my school :D

A tornado actually almost destroyed my school before, I was like 5. It was horrifying, not a funny joke.