The Rough Tree
- a short story
by Kuokou
Roy Juhn was thinking about Yuu Kei again. Yuu was a bold tall with beautiful hair and gorgeous eye.

Roy walked over to the window and reflected on his creepy surroundings. He had always hated gorgeous Paris with its robust, real roses. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel evil.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a bold figure of Yuu Kei.

Roy gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an isolated, apathetic, Bloody Mary drinker with blonde hair and skinny eye. His friends saw him as a selfish, scary scary. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a cooperative Tamaki Suoh.

But not even an isolated person who had once jumped into a river and saved a cooperative Tamaki Suoh, was prepared for what Yuu had in store today.

The rain hammered like dying giraffe, making Roy furious. Roy grabbed a rough tree that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Roy stepped outside and Yuu came closer, he could see the fuzzy glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want vengeance," Yuu bellowed, in an odd tone. She slammed her fist against Roy's chest, with the force of 5179 ape. "I frigging hate you, Roy Juhn."

Roy looked back, even more furious and still fingering the rough tree. "Yuu, die," he replied.

They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two powerless, purple pig crying at a very emotional funeral, which had rock music playing in the background and two ethusiastic uncles buying to the beat.

Suddenly, Yuu lunged forward and tried to punch Roy in the face. Quickly, Roy grabbed the rough tree and brought it down on Yuu's skull.

Yuu's beautiful hair trembled and her gorgeous eye wobbled. She looked mad, her body raw like a slobbering, shy stone.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Yuu Kei was dead.

Roy Juhn went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Bloody Mary.

THE END

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i CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
I JUST REALLY CAN'T GET OVER THAT'S HE'S FINGERING A ROUGH TREE I'M CRYI NG

I used suggestions for this
Just.... LMAO
I shall now make up my own things

e:
The first one... It came out so perfect

GUYS IM DEAD OF LAUGHTER XDD
Kids under the age of 12 arent aloud to read this please.
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by Thebndjames
James Bond is a Hot Nurse from Dusty Oldphila. He leads a Same routine life. However, all that changes when James books a summer holiday to Boring Mars.

At first James finds Mars very Fun. Then there's the mysterious, Sexy Half-time massager, Jessica Simpson, who makes him feel Happy.

When Jessica invites him on a S*x expedition, James begins to realise that Jessica is a deeply Ugly and Wild woman.

James knows in his heart that Jessica is the woman for him. However, to secure his happiness, James must fend off the Beautiful Bartender, Nicki Minaj, who wants to get her claws into Jessica.

Using her Clean Underwears and a mutual love of S*x, James sets out to snare Jessica once and for all. But will the Sexy Nurse return his affections?

I might or might not have turned PMMM into a vampire story.
Ok that's enough for me

e: Oh and, the uh... "praise" is pretty hilarious as well, wow.

Anniebuscus a dit :

Powerblasst a dit :VoirMasquer

hehehehehehe....

"Why more than 100 words?
We asked for one word input and you entered 'game face', 'floating eye', 'curved keyboard', 'running away', 'a doctor', 'a transformouse'."

Doesn't change anything, now, does it? :D

Also, I am very proud of this for some reason.

The Stable Detective
- a crime thriller
by nobody
Mangled eyebrows have been turning up all over London and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a arrow, and still nobody has a clue who the spiteful killer is.

DCI Marion Humble is a weak and stable cleaner with a fondness for booze. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the snotty killer.

When her brother, Robert Wilson, is kidnapped, DCI Humble finds herself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a giant kettle.

She enlists the help of a bold detective called Gemma Plumb.

Can Plumb help Humble overcome her roulette addiction and find the answers before the peculiar killer and his deadly arrow strike again?

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mangled eyebrows
fantastic