Because he will eat you.

MAAAAAAM, why can't I have a girlfriend?!

Because your to young


Mom,why cant I throw a muffin of a cliff?

Because that would be wasteful.

Mum,why can't I go to the park?

You didnt pass the high school yet.

Mum,why can´t i go to japan ? its only second side of the world

"It's too far sweetie! We can't afford the trip."

"Mummy, why can't I have a Pikachu? :( "

Because honey, YOU ARE A PIKACHU D:<

Mom,why can't i get a pet Arctic Wolf

IT'LL EAT MY PRECIOUS FOOD.

Mommeh, Pls can I get a kittehh?

NO. I eat kitties.

Mummy, why can't I get some dandelions? T^T

Becsuse you eat everything *-*

Mom, why can't I kill someone?

Xfluffywolfy a dit :

Becsuse you eat everything *-*

Mom, why can't I have a kill someone?

FORGET ABOUT THAT! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL!? I RAISED YOU FOR YEARS WITH HARDSHIP AND THIS IS THE STUPID BEHAVIOR I GET!? SERIOUSLY!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU KIDS?! FORGET ABOUT IT!!!1 YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL AND MY CRAZY HARDSHIP IS GONNA GO IN THE TRASH! GO FIND A JOB KID THEN KILL WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE! NO "BUT MAMA" BECAUSE THIS IS FOR YOUR LIFE KID! AND YOUR FREAKIN' FUTURE TOO GURL!

I didn't really meant all this. ^^

Mom, why do I have to move back with you? IM NINETEEN,CANT YOU SEE THAT?! I NEED SOME SPACE!

Messeessem a dit :

FORGET ABOUT THAT! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL!? I RAISED YOU FOR YEARS WITH HARDSHIP AND THIS IS THE STUPID BEHAVIOR I GET!? SERIOUSLY!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU KIDS?! FORGET ABOUT IT!!!1 YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL AND MY CRAZY HARDSHIP IS GONNA GO IN THE TRASH! GO FIND A JOB KID THEN KILL WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE! NO "BUT MAMA" BECAUSE THIS IS FOR YOUR LIFE KID! AND YOUR FREAKIN' FUTURE TOO GURL!

I didn't really meant all this. ^^

Mom, why do I have to move back with you? IM NINETEEN,CANT YOU SEE THAT?! I NEED SOME SPACE!

Non taken ^^ BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

Mom, why can't I fly to muffin world?

Because your arms will get too tired and you'll fall.

MOM, why can't I dig to China?

Knightofpiza a dit :

Because your arms will get too tired and you'll fall.

MOM, why can't I dig to China?

I didn't say that you couldn't. Go ahead then build a train so I can go with you.

Mom, why am I 19?

because your body hates you, daear..

mom, why do you love me?

Tawnycatz a dit :

because your body hates you, daear..

mom, why do you love me?

I don't. WHO SAYS I LOVE YOU?

Mommy, I can't find Mess (my dog).

He's outside, diggin' a hole, go find him dere

MAAAAAAM Y KAN'T AI GO TO PIE WURLD

Because you are a pie! Now I'm gonna eat ya! *gets forks and knives*

Mom, why can't I bite my elbow?

Because it hurts.

Mommy, why can't I get that toy pizza?

because wouldnt you want a REAL pizza?

mom why cant i get Pokemon Soulsilver?

BECAUSE ITS BAD FOR YOUR EYES

Mooommm why can't I get a squishy bear toy?