No you did not *stands in front of angerly*

Derp! i ate your cupcake!

Pinkie kills you >:D

Derp! I ate Elsa!

Anna kills you o3o

Derp! I ate your dandelion!

YOU ATE MY DANDY LION?! But he was so dandy...

DERP! I ate your house.

Welp,HEY DAD GET THE BOX


Derp! i ate your notebooks its possible to eat paper

Buy me new notebooks and do everything just like it was on the notebooks now xD


Derp!I ate you face.

Oh noes! I can't see the light!!!

Derp! I ate your computer...

thanks man ;-;

Derp! i ate your family... and your soul XD

I don't have a soul e.o

Derp! I ate your dandelions.

My mom will be happy (she hates dandelions all over her yard)


Derp! I ate your Phone (O.o)

NOOOO! IT WAS AN IPHONE!!! ;----;

Derp! I ate the universe o.o

Wrong. You didn't eat my dandelions.

Derp! I ate you.

*struggles* GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

Derp! I ate your wallet! Now I'm gonna poop money o-o

Darn i have no money to pay my bills. :(

Derp! I ate your popsicle.

i got another one anyway *eats it before Candyhat can steal it*


Derp i ate your fireplace! O.o NOW I AM A GIRL ON FIRE

i dont have one.....

Derp! i ate your roof!

I live in a 2story house. c:
Derp!I ate your candy!

I don't like candy 0.0 i give any candy i get away o.O

Derp! I ate ur device that ya play TFM in >:3

Does surgrey in your sleep- Ugh--- no you did'nt!!

Derp! I ate your Candybar!

I hate Candybars anyways... :p

Derp! I ate you're Girl/Boyfriend!