I will murder you with my axe, strip your flesh from your bones, bury your flesh, plant a tree over your flesh, and fertilize it with your bones. I will take the fruit and feed it to your friends. I will murder any of your friends that remember you. your friends will remark on how good these fruits taste. I will erase you. you will be forgotten like the ancients. (or I could sneak into your house, bind you to something, and blast "baby" by justin bieber into your ears via. speakerphone.)
or I could strip your soul from your body and torture it for eternity.
or, I could gather all your loved ones and make them watch me mutilate you, murder you, consume you, and stomp your remains to dust.

I'm so evil I won't read your long text >:3

I'm so evil I will kill that cat in your avatar and eat it for dinner.

(P.S. I wouldn't do that IRL :3)

If you do that I will cut your throat open and eat your vocal cords for dinner.

then as you are eating the vocal cords i pull about a vacumm and scare ur dog so much it runs away while its away and ur finding it in the woods i hire slender man to kill you >:D

i slap ur face for enternity

I'm so evil that I used magic to make everyone explode and the person above me implode. -evil smirk- And then I'll send their remains to their family. *pupals glow red*

I strip you >:D

I will throw you in a pit. then, I will throw justin bieber into the pit with you. >:D

i win by being me

i bake u a cake
and then eat it in front of u

i smash a brick into your avatar

i eat the universe

ill cut your balls off

I divide by zero, and then I won't tell you how I did it. >:D

I killed them penguins

i eat all hamburgers of the world :I

nah

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i killed my sister

I absorbed everyone