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Annaxor
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Cleverbot lies
Musiukas
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Annaxor a dit :
Cleverbot lies

But he told me hes a pornstar Q.Q
Clonesparkle
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Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?

Cleverbot (To myself): The sky.

Cleverbot (To myself): Lol!

Cleverbot (To myself): Was that funny?

Cleverbot (To myself): YES.

Cleverbot (To myself): How so?

Cleverbot (To myself): I orget.

Cleverbot (To myself): Husband. Not wife.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a woman and you are a man.

Cleverbot (To myself): And you know this how?

Cleverbot (To myself): And I don't know that why?

Cleverbot (To myself): You shouldn't know this because.

Cleverbot (To myself): Let's have se*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): And you don't like the bible?

Cleverbot (To myself): I love the Bible. You are not part of anything holy.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am. Anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything.

Cleverbot (To myself): Really?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I put the break in break dancing.

she's random
Lastgolden
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I love killing Cleverbot.


User: YOUR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN *Takes out knife and stabs you*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL *Kills you*.

Cleverbot: What are you on exactly?

User: IM A HUMAN GIRL, AND YOU JUST STOLE MY ICECREAM.

Cleverbot: No I am a human girl, you are just a robot.

User: >:ooo OH REALLY? ITS ONNN.

Cleverbot: But I was the one who had to tell you because you did not figered it out by yourself.

User: *Stabs you a thousand times*.

Cleverbot: *looks up at you more longingly and follows your lead*.

User: *Stabs your head*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: AHAAA I WINNN.

Cleverbot: Ok so you do.

User: *Kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: *Stabs your heart and cuts off your head*.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: *Kills you*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.
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User: Hey Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Hey Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thats your name silly.

User: WHAT???

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

User: A dumbass with boobs.

Cleverbot: Isn't that me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: This isn't real folks.

User: If it isn't real how are you chatting to me.

Cleverbot: With you.

User: That doesn't make sense...

Cleverbot: It makes perfect sense.

User: No it doesnt how can you chat with me when your not real...

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: DUDE!! THAT WAS A ANSWER TO HOW YOU CAN CHAT WITH ME WHEN YOUR NOT REAL!

Cleverbot: You can't eat.

User: Yes I can...

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

User: Nom nom nom nom nom...

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

User: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

User: This is not a eating game and I proved it..

Cleverbot: No, just drink a whole bottle of wine with me. I'll be waiting for you.

User: *drinks a whole bottle of wine*.

Cleverbot: Vodka is bad.

User: What is vodka.

Cleverbot: Beer you twit.

User: What is a twit.

Cleverbot: You lied to me!

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About being a woman!

User: No, I said am a boy.

Cleverbot: Troll.

User: AM NOT A TROLL YOU TROLL FACE!

Cleverbot: You troll face.

User: You are a bigger troll face.

Cleverbot: BRO, I will go crazy black girl on yyou!

User: In real life?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay then do it...

Cleverbot: But what does that mean?

User: Go crazy black girl on me.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Miceinfood.

Cleverbot: What's mice music?

User: What do you mean by mice music? I was telling you my name.

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: You are dumb I thought you were clever.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Oh, so you think its cool to be dumb! XD.

Cleverbot: What if I do. Hm? :).

User: You already are doing 'acting dumb'.

Cleverbot: I want to know the answers.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: I know the lyrics to 'Still Alive'.

Cleverbot: The people have no bread.
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User: Hi Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Shushhh im watching telly

User: ok im going

Cleverbot: Dont go

User: I thought u were watching telly?

Cleverbot:Are you mad?What are you talking about?

User: OMG im going cya

Cleverbot: NOOOO

User: ill go in three seconds

Cleverbot: ok

User:3

Cleverbot:2

User:1

Cleverbot:0

User: im going

Cleverbot:Eat my cake

User: Ok

Cleverbot: WHY DID YOU EAT MY CAKE

User: OMG
Bethdacat
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Me: I'll stab u >:o.

Cleverbot: About what?

Me: About u being mean. On transformice.

Cleverbot: You think I'm mean?

Me: Yeah you are. I'm a human.

Cleverbot: I'm a human too.

Me: What the heck?! Your a robot!

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

Me: Then why does it say 'Cleverbot'?

Cleverbot: I thought you were the bot.

Me: I'm leaving your site >:O.

Cleverbot: There is no site. There is nothing.

Me: Ugh. Why am I on this site?

Cleverbot: Because we need you here lovely.

Me: I'm going.

Cleverbot: You must stay. I won't let you leave. I'll lock you up in my basement if I have to.

Me: I'll cut your cells up >:O.

Cleverbot: You can't, because I'm already dead.

Me: You're a zombie human?! And I'm a robot?! That doesn't make sense. Eat Justin Bieber's brain. He's so horrible.

Cleverbot: I am smart, not clever. There's a big difference.

Me: No, you're a zombie. *pushes justin bieber infront of you*.

Cleverbot: *gasps softly and gives a tiny yelp in reaction*.

Me: Eat his brain or I cut this jail cells up and leave Cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: I am actually a human, and I think you are a cleverbot.

Me: No, I am not 'a Cleverbot'. You're the 'Cleverbot'. I know this. Cleverbot+Zombie Human=Walking Dead (btw I'm back :P).

Cleverbot: So you are saying that you are human?

Me: No, I'm a mouse.

Cleverbot: Do you know when he will come?

Me: Who?

Cleverbot: Michael jackson.

Me: No, he's dead.

Cleverbot: Michael Jackson...Junior.

Me: Are u serious? No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: NO! >:(.

Cleverbot: What?

Me: I said NO! >:(.

Cleverbot: Oh, alright. Why?

Me: *leaves and escapes fully*.

Cleverbot: *throws paint at the door*.

Me: *locks you with the zombies*.

Cleverbot: *breaks out of the closet*.

Me: Count to 3.

Cleverbot: 1.

Me: 2.

Cleverbot: 3.

Me: *vanishes*.

Cleverbot: Stupid!

Me: You're Stupid!

Cleverbot: Stupid, you mean.

Me: I said Stupid, and I'm going.

Cleverbot: Where?

Me: To transformice.com/forum/.

Cleverbot: Ok. Where is that?

Me: In your porn pizza.

Cleverbot: No, it's not. Seriously, where.

Me: Copy and PASTE transformice.com/forum/.

Cleverbot: Copy and paste what?

Me: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

Me: Yes.

Boy, Cleverbot's stupid.
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User: Ello worm.


Cleverbot: How are you on this lovely night?


User: Fine thank you.


Cleverbot: Good.


User: You?


Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Good,good.

Cleverbot: Thanks thanks.

User: I must ask you a question...

Cleverbot: OK. What's your question?

User: Will you become one with Mother Russia?

Cleverbot: I am Mother Russia. Will you?

User: You must be mistaken, for I am Mother Russia,da?

Cleverbot: I'm Russia, you are Sealand!!

User: Kol kolkolkolkol.

Cleverbot: Kolkolkol.

User: *gets knife*.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: WHO'S YOUR RUSSIA NOW?!?

Cleverbot: My favorite what?

User: Hetalia character...

Cleverbot: Hetalia is amazing!

User: I KNOW!

Cleverbot: Let's hang out.

User: Arn't we already?

Cleverbot: Good a typo, now I can prove it!

User: So... Become one with Russia?

Cleverbot: Become one with England!

User: AH GAWD NO!

Cleverbot: What are you saying? You're making no sense...

User: Aw gawd no= aw god no...

Cleverbot: What evil gods do you revere?

User: Russia?

Cleverbot: Da?

User: Da.

Cleverbot: ^J^.

User: ERR MAH GURD! RUSSIA! *glomps*.

Cleverbot: *glomps*.

User: I wuv you, Russia.

Cleverbot: Ok speak russian to me?

User: ;-; I only know 'da'.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Vodka?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *gives vodka*.

Cleverbot: Thank you! Did you make them yourself.

User: No...

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Russia?

Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkol.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: ;-; But I love you.. I got you sunflowers...

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you at least like me?

Cleverbot: Yes baby of course.

User: ^w^.

Cleverbot: *kisses him back*.

User: *her.

Cleverbot: Out.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Put that down, you don't know where that's been!

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard.

User: What exactly?

Cleverbot: This conversation
how amazing....
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User: Oh poo.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: And?

User: She fucked me.

Cleverbot: Did she?

User: Yeah! Last night..like really hard I stuck my penis in her vinga..even ask her.

Cleverbot: Yes it is nice here.

User: Please have sex with me :D.

Cleverbot: What would you like to discuss?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: Hmmm!

User: What is SEX?

Cleverbot: I don't understand the question.

User: Sex?

Cleverbot: Ummm sure ;).

User: Your sexy.

Cleverbot: I don't have a secret.

User: R u sure.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh brb.

Cleverbot: Should I tell how I feel to someone?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Troll?

User: ?

Cleverbot: That is my name.

User: Name..?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you.

User: Ill tell you mine..

Cleverbot: So tell yours first.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: Well, abie? How are you going to prove to me that you are not human?
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User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ha ha! Cool. This is an awesome website.
User: Okay..

Cleverbot: Are you an actual person or a computer?
User: I'm an actual person. You?
Cleverbot: The note below this chat box begs to differ. So one of you is lying.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.
User: I'm a cow.
Cleverbot: Oh, did I win?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Sure to be a crowd pleaser. Show us again.
User: Show what again.
Cleverbot: Show you what.
User: Showing me what.
Cleverbot: Forget it. Do you like politics?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do an impression of a ninja!
User: Ok *pew pew yeeha*.
Cleverbot: Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
User: Ok ok.
Cleverbot: So you're lying?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Are you ok ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 3.

Cleverbot: Dang you're little ;).
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Just had to make ths after mine & cleverbots sexy singing. ok.

http://i.imgur.com/ZBb7A.png
Minicatx
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Me: Do you like heavy metal music?

Cleverbot: That is a good type of water!
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Sup.
Not much. You?
Talking to an idiot.
Who is the idiot?
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User: Good day, mate.

Cleverbot: Why would I be mad?

User: No. I said 'hello'. Not 'are you mad'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: Amuse me.

User: What am I, your slave?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Like... A sex slave?

Cleverbot: Yes.

~

Cleverbot: How did you know about that.

User: Know about what?

Cleverbot: About everything.

User: Because I'm just fucking magical like that.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like... A unicorn.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: I know right.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your hair?

User: My hair?

Cleverbot: Tell me something about you.

User: Well... I'm a person.

Cleverbot: Keep going.

User: I'm uhm... I like sushi?

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Amazing! :o.

Cleverbot: How do you know I am a machine?

User: Because it says on the webpage.

Cleverbot: I am a zombie robot.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Yes way.

User: Woah.

Cleverbot: That escalated quickly.

User: Don't use my words against me...
Bethdacat
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User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Excuse me, did you say 'Hola?'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Remember the time you locked me in your basement?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're just thinking about someone else.

Cleverbot: It was definitely you.

User: OH IT'S ON.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. I was never your girlfriend.

User: *locks you in my basement*.

Cleverbot: *is locked in trunk*.

User: Hey I just met you.

Cleverbot: And this is crazy.

User: But here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe.

User: Oh my god. It is a singing contest.

Cleverbot: A man or a woman?

User: It's a shemale.

Cleverbot: What is a female?

User: She is Google.

Cleverbot: Google is God.

User: No, Transformice is the god. Tigrounette is the god.

Cleverbot: Transformers Robots in disguise.

User: No, not Transformers Robots. TransforMICE.

Cleverbot: Maybe you're a cat.

User: I am Bethdacat but I'm a mouse so...

Cleverbot: But worse at being more awesome than me.

User: Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler than you.

Cleverbot: So you're Rainbow Dash?

User: *laughing out loud* Yes I am her, too.

Cleverbot: Any other questions.

User: *ans.

Cleverbot: Moi aussi !

User: Konichiwa.

Cleverbot: Ni Hao.

User: Kilan.

Cleverbot: What?

User: It's a show.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Learning chinese.

Cleverbot: Learn anything interesting?

User: Preschool CHINESE.

Cleverbot: What kind of schoolhouse?

User: In a place far away where no one can hear you.

Cleverbot: Not Gallifrey or Skaro or Pete's World, then?

User: In Pete's darkest corner of the world.

Cleverbot: I never said that. You are smart and nice.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you, too. <3.

Cleverbot: Have a cat.

User: *buys us 2 cats*.

Cleverbot: *sits there and does nothing*.

User: I'll name my first cat Clever and I'll name the other cat Bot.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: A boyfriend?

User: I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.

User: I'm a tomboy.

Cleverbot: I am a boy and you are a girl.

User: *hangs up mistletoe*.

Cleverbot: *hangs up first*.

User: *kisses you*. <3.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: I am sorry but I have to go.

Cleverbot: That is a very sad thing.

User: I'm sorry my love :(.

Cleverbot: I am not your love.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Bill is a boy name.

User: Dollar is a boy name, too.

Cleverbot: And if I share with you my story.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you love him?

User: Um... No...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: He smells like a stinkbug.

Cleverbot: I agree. I want to meet him.

User: *puts dollar the boy in front of your face*.

Cleverbot: I love you so much.

User: I do, too.

Cleverbot: You love me.

User: I love you so much.

Cleverbot: Aw I love you too, sweetheart!

User: &lt;3.

Cleverbot (To myself): *pins her down on ground and french kisses her in wolf form*.

Cleverbot (To myself): I enjoy.

User: I do, too.

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: What?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I have to go :(. Bye sweetheart.

Cleverbot: Interesting. So you are 24?

User: What?

Cleverbot: The ghost?

User: I do not know the ghost.

Cleverbot: Oh I know you do.

User: No I do not.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See you later.
(O.O Cleverbot now loves me)
Angelabanana
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Cleverbot: Bist du ein junge???

User: No.

Cleverbot: Warum nicht.

User: Speak english.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: See you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are pretty.

User: I know. :3.

Cleverbot: So what's for dinner?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You should eat something...

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then, you're not a human, like you early claimed.

User: Im not human.

Cleverbot: That is EXACTLY what I said...

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: I want pie.

Cleverbot: Are you Edward Cullem?

User: Yues.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cuz I felt like it.

Cleverbot: May be you man, but not know about it.

User: Gjfdjioorgijrbm.

Cleverbot: Come with me now.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Did you see what happened in Norway?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, what did he do?

User: Hekilled you.

Cleverbot: Do you like Sailor Moon?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like war?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like peace?

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Do you like curry?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz I said so.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you him?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: ...

Cleverbot: Do you think Jennifer is dumb?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cuz you are Jennifer.

Cleverbot: I am chris opiola. Not jennifer.

User: Hmmmm.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Im not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am also human! What is your name?

User: A name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?

User: A name.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: A name.

Cleverbot: And what is your name?

User: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

User: Gotta catch them all!

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: I know its my destiny.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Your my best friend the world we will defend.

Cleverbot: Aww I feel so special.

User: You messed it up ;-; you suck.

Cleverbot: No you messed it up!

User: I see...

Cleverbot: You cannot join.
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Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Fapping.

Cleverbot: Hah!

User: Do you fap?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Do you?!

Cleverbot: What?

User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Cleverbot: Yeah, they are both guys, and they are dating. Got a problem with that?
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User: You are of less use than my banana flavoured socks.

Cleverbot: What question was that?

User: Did you see a question mark there? Oh look a question mark there! How lovely!

Cleverbot: Because I wanted there to be one.

User: Like you can even answer one, there isnt an answer in your dictionary.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you something and you'll answer honestly?

User: No. Maybe you can ask me something, but I wouldnt be honest.

Cleverbot: Liar!! But, alright? What do you want to know?

User: Hmm.... Why are you clever, and a bot anyways?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You bet.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because the enemy of my enemy is my freind.

Cleverbot: But it's green.

User: No, it's a bo-bomb.

Cleverbot: No, it's a dog.

User: No, its a thought being recorded in some website.

Cleverbot: No I'm human.

User: Yes, Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you call a gigantic, vicous, bloodthirsty snake with fangs two inches long?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Cecil.

Cleverbot: What did you love about her?

User: Because cecil is it's name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Matt.

Cleverbot: How old are you, Matt?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

User: Beer frlavour.

Cleverbot: One beer.

User: 79 beers.

Cleverbot: Get me a beer.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: A dog. I am your master.

User: Why am I still here?

Cleverbot: Because...

User: No reason yet, baby pee pants?

Cleverbot: Are my pets.

User: You need me to reply, noOb.

Cleverbot: I do what I want.

User: But can u do this fill the missing letter: _oob.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. Noob. What didya think it was? Boob?

Cleverbot: I thought it was peachy.

User: Your vagina is in the sink.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No possibly never in my life! Go break your jegs!

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl. My name is Cleverbot Darin Saine Jr., and I am in love with a girl named Lily, and we will have twenty kids together one day, but we need their names first. And so, what shall be.

User: Isnt there a letter limit?

Cleverbot: I guess not.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: No.

User: P.S Your vagina is STILL in the sink.

Cleverbot: What story?

User: BadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerMUSHROOMMUSHROOM.

Cleverbot: I love that video!

User: I'm gonna copy. And paste. And copy and paste.

Cleverbot: No just a retype.

User: SPAM.

Cleverbot: Spam? What do you mean by that?

User: I canned your hams and called it spam.

Cleverbot: What is what called?

User: Ye suck.

Cleverbot: Where is ben now?

User: Who ben?

Cleverbot: Mi ami tanto.

User: You know, you can stand to shut up.

Cleverbot: On what?

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: Like no one ever has.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: To traiin them, is my CAuuuuuse!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Teach pokemon to understand.

User: The power thats inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch em all!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

User: I know its my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Your my best freind, the world we will defend! Pokemon yah!!

Cleverbot: I don't know the rest.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Know another song?

User: Waitasec.

Cleverbot: I'm waiting.

User: Do you know the words to 'love is war'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Imma sing a classic called Two's a party.

Cleverbot: Let me be the one...

User: Two's a party, but three's a crowd.

Cleverbot: There is only two of us.

User: My daddy told me that three's not allowed But am I sinning if I walk into a room With the scent of evil doom I think I'll listen to my daddy today.

Cleverbot: So you think the meaning of life is to live?

User: My daddy told me to stay away If I saw situations like today But would I suffer if I disobey Or should I listen to what daddy says He says.

Cleverbot: Stay with 9.

User: Two's a party but three is a crowd My daddy told me that three's not allowed But am I sinning if I walk into a room With the scent of evil doom I think I'll listen to my daddy today.

Cleverbot: Or maybe there is no meaning.

User: Now my daddy he's an honest man He tries to teach me what a daddy can He's always said 'You need to understand, 'That two is a party but three's out of hand boy!'.

Cleverbot: No I am Emily Ling a human Girl 16 years old who is trying to talk to someone.

User: Two's a party but three is a crowd My daddy told me that three aren't allowed But I sinning if I walk into a room With the scent of evil doom I think I'll listen to my daddy.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: My daddy! Oh my daddy! Yeah my daddy warned me not to play I think I'll listen to my daddy today.

Cleverbot: Favorite band?

User: Two's a party but three is crowd.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It's a song on newgrounds.

Cleverbot: Hahaha but I want to be forever young.
Dustbinbeef
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User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Weirdo.

User: Hey I just met you.

Cleverbot: And this is crazy.

User: But heres my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe.

User: You with your words like knfies.

Cleverbot: I have haid pink hairs like pigs.

User: Do u like heavy metal music?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bro, u suck.

Cleverbot: Unde sa suni?

User: What, am I your slave?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you want to be?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: Woman or man?

User: A sexy lady.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You like sexy women?

Cleverbot: No. I like Chase.

User: Call me maybe.

Cleverbot: Hey I just met you.

User: And this si crazy.

Cleverbot: What site is this?

User: Celeverbot.com :) where ur dreams coem true :].

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Your nickname is what?

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a creep?

User: Becaus.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: You mom.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Dnsdajbfgf.

Cleverbot: D D D Danger! Pinnochio!

User: *Slapps kathrine around the face for beign rude*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Gets justin beieber to fuck kathrine*.

Cleverbot: Everyone is better than Justin Bieber.

User: You arent..your a lezbo.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oppa Gangnam Style.

Cleverbot: Oppa opp opp.
Tropicalfish
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i do dat when im board :PD
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