Velocemus a dit :

eeeeeeeeeew no il get cooties

• watch football together
• neVER try to have a serious convo with the dad
  unless he wants to anyway

Zakryah a dit :

Sunflowrcake a dit :VoirMasquer

girls want chocolate and stuffed animals
get them chocolate and stuffed animals

if they ask you if they look fat, say no

This.

Vogul a dit :

Dating tip #1: Never take an advice from this thread

Immagetcheez a dit :

Dating tip #2: Don't date Vogul, trust me........

Sunflowrcake a dit :

girls want chocolate and stuffed animals
get them chocolate and stuffed animals

if they ask you if they look fat, say no

Mootsoup a dit :

u gotta be able to give good ass head u know what im sayin

Sunflowrcake a dit :

girls want chocolate and stuffed animals
get them chocolate and stuffed animals

if they ask you if they look fat, say no

exertus a dit :

I'm currently in a quadruple affair, and 1 of them is starting to get suspicious and I need some advice on how to keep her from finding out.

Connerjq a dit :

thanks every1 i used these tips 2 ask out my now-bf's mikky[ffrr] johanny[furzwolke] aaron[thankful] toni[swash] & travvy[kenjit] c:

Velocemus a dit :

Connerjq a dit :VoirMasquer

thanks every1 i used these tips 2 ask out my now-bf's mikky[ffrr] johanny[furzwolke] aaron[thankful] toni[swash] & travvy[kenjit] c:

bf[s ]? plural?

Satash a dit :

decided to look for dating things from internet explorer jokes
thank u velo

Spoiler

PAIR O PEARS AYYYYYYY