I'm gonna give you an ice cream =)

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Doctor! Doctor! I can't see where I'm going!

:Puts glasses over eyes: There.

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Doctor! I'm back, and I got a brain freeze from the ice cream, but my brain literally froze!

It will unfroze, a day.

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Doctor! My teeth are hurting :c

Ok. Here! *Takes out all their teeth with pliers* ( Spelling? ) FIXED!

Doctor! Doctor! I drank bleach!

Just sleep.

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Doctor! My ear is hurting like so bad!

Here, drink some more!

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Doctor! I'm addicted to Animal Crossing (this is animal crossing) and I need your help to stop my addiction!

Just delete the game welp

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Doctor! I'm too much addicted to a801! help me to stop!

Nope. I'm addicted to it too!

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Doctor! I need butt surgery!

Why, why.

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Doctor! Adobe is going to die!

:Falls to the ground and dies: :0 ADOBE WAS THE DOCTOR

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GIMME BUTT SURGERY OR I'LL SMACK YOUR FACE

*uses balloons* there

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Doctor! I am almost dying because uhm, idk!

Then I can't treat you. :Tosses out the door:

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Doctor! I'm going to die in 5 minutes! What should I do with that time?

just. sleep.

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Doctor! My sister got cancer, can you fix her?

Nope.

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Doctor! I have ebola!

I don't care.. you didn't save my sister so..

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Doctor! I am so tired, what should I do?

:makes her take meletonin:

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Doctor! I healed your sister! :Shows Missclinda her healed sister: Now will you heal my ebola?

Aaa sure, i'm fixing you rn!

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Doctor! I'm dying. help me

:heals:

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Doctor! I went to Mexico, and I found some stuff! (it's a bunch of tacos, but they are riddled with disease)

where did u found 'em. also, never go there again, i suggest you.

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Doctor! I feel, so bad. so bad.

Ffffired!

Aww, too bad sweets. Want an icepack? (Chucks at face)