But I dont WANT TO because I HATE IT D:

you have to clean your room.

But Mom... it's clean enough already... can't we just hire a maid?

You have to murder my sanity. So that way I can be insane and murder things. Help me.

actually today i have to go to work

you have to mow the lawn

cherryclouds a dit :

actually today i have to go to work

you have to mow the lawn

Uh it's snowing.

You have to be a country singer.

no because i suck at singing

you have to become a rich doctor

i can't because i'm too cool for that

You have to run five miles

I can't, I'm stuck to my chair and my chair's stuck to the floor - Someone pulled a prank on me!

You have to go shopping. *Hands shopping list*

The store is closed... (sweating)

Eat that condom or I am gonna murder you.

The teacher said you have to get on computer.

You have to print the work out

Um... we need more toner?

You have to drive through the scary forest.

I can't drive.

You have to eat your arm.

but i don't like the taste of flesh, blood, and bones

you have to clean up your mess

But mom, I didn't make the mess. The dog did. :c


You must read a Pokemon Creepypasta of my choice.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Lost_Silver

uh i have to go watch Angel Beats -runs off-


You have to go get a shower

But im playing Video Games (aka tfm)

You have to pick up the dog poop in the yard.

But it's toxic.

You have to hug Foxy :3



HUG HIM

*shoots him* oop hes dead SEE HES DEAD. NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT *runs away*

You have to hug me

I'm Fred your evil brother

bring for me Hamtaro

But I killed Hamtaro 2 years ago.

Read any creepypasta.