It was dressed like a chicken

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Why did u eat marinated dynamite?

did i? i dont even know what it is but if i really did then i was very high

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why did u eat me?

because idk

why you eat your kitten

because they looked tasty

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why did you eat your shampoo?

You sure it wasn't a plate made of cake?Totally would eat it tho

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Why did u eat a toxic lasagna?

Because I am more powerful than a mere mortal like you, John.

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Why you eat my plastic ball filled with water, glitter, and dye?

cuz i was very high

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why did u eat the hamster i just microwaved ?

thought it was toast

why u eat my laptop keys?

Because my laptop keys was broken..


why did you eat my maths book

how else to absorb the information

why u eat my blanket

Because I was freezing

Why did you eat my cat?

because I love hair of cat

why did you eat my finger?

cuz i wanted to hurt u

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why did u eat my femur ?

I was hungry

(thats weird)

why did you eat my heart?

everything gotta be weird here xD

cuz it looked yummy

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why did u eat my black boots ?

i like to eat black boots :0

why did you eat my dog?

cuz u tried to eat my dog before

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why did u eat my whole body ?

because i'm cannibalr

because you ate my slipper?

cuz i was very high

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why did u eat my brain