Because you wanted pizza h0t c;

Mom, why is the TFM cafe on fire??

dont fret that's how it should be

mother why is the couch on fire

because dan was on fire
mom, why was dan on fire tho?

because of this

mother why is my bed on fire

I'm not your mom I'm Tina's mom. you know that's a joke right?


Mom, why is my 10000000000£ on fire?!

yes i knew that was a joke. and idk.

mom why is my life on fire

because it failed. try turning it off and back on.

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mom why is the grill on fire

What's a grill?

Mom, why is yourself on fire?

I'm burning. Help.

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Mum, why is my school on fire?

I wish boi

Mum, why are my ankles on fire?

You sprain your ankles to much. They wanted revenge.

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Mum, why is my hair on fire?

Really? Hair? *smells* OMFGGGGG IT'S A FIREEEE, SOMEONE HELP!

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Mum? Why is my friend on fire?..

Skipping this bc last post kind of off topic


mom, why is my mixtape on fire?

it was getting hot from being played so much

Mom why is Pablo The Little Red Fox on fire?

I don't know why. It must be for some good reason.

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Mum, why is doge on fire??

Idk... Maybe.. YOU THREW HIM INTO THE FIRE?!

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Mummmmm? WHY IS MY NEW PHONE ON FIRE?!

it's a samsung

mum, why is my dog on fire?

WAIT. WHAT.

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Mum, why is my house on fire?

WE HAVE TO MOVE OKAY

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Mum, why is my old Mickey avatar on fire? and replaced by Shima from planet dolan