yOU WON A MILLION DOLLARS
okno

*inserts coin*

You just won juicy butt steak!

*inserts a dented coin*

You won Nikki Manaj.~

*inserts coin with my face on it*

You won a cute anime plush :3

*Inserts coin with a knife on it* :D

You won the disapproval of your parents.

*Inserts a coin*

you won a Bagel!


*Inserts a coin with guitar on it*

You won a coin!

*Inserts a diamond*

You won a Rarity Plushie! :D

*Inserts coin with an apple on it*

You won an Apple Seed!


*Inserts Emerald with a Villager Face carved onto it* ouo

You won a Villager!



*inserts coin with Sword Art Online sword on it*

You oddly get those Hard, stale bread-thingies. Oh well...

*inserts lego coin*

You get sprayed in the face with Windex. No one likes Lego coins man.

*insert coin* *Aphex Twin - Power Pill Pacman plays*

You won a useless battery!

*inserts a coin*

You won a rusty spoon.

*inserts 90 billion coins*

you won 90 billion coins!

*Inserts coin*

You win a Rowntrees Fruit Gum!

*inserts coin*

You won a cat! *inserts pie with a coin in it* :D

You get a coin with a pie in it.
I insert this red text into the machine.

You get blood! Yay!

*Inserts a coin with a top hat on it*

You get a cane and a smack on the face with 25 gloves.

I INSERT THIS HUGE TEXT THAT PISSES EVERYONE OFF INTO THE MACHINE DEAL WITH IT.