Because it strengthens our bond with the supernatural.

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Why do you sleep?

because Sleep is like getting a free trial to death



Why is the sky blue in the daytime?

Because the UFOs usually throw blue dye to our atmosphere around that time.

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How can you live your life to the fullest?

By applying butter to the window and hope the hurricanedolphins will stop trying to sell you stolen bicycles.

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Why is my leg so twitchy today?

Because you've been eating too much TV static.

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Why am I not sleepy?

Because Neptune is the best planet

I want to walk