i would punch you in the face

what if transformice shut down for long

You will not play that poop....

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What if you were a boy/girl?

I couldn't love Sans ;-;


What if Sans married me? :OOO

I don't think that's legal.
Oh wait, he doesn't fucking exist. You can't marry someone who doesn't fucking exist.

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What if I gave you $1 million dollars (for free)?

I would pay scientists to bring Undertale to life.

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Now that he exists, what if Sans married me? :OO

I don't think it's legal to marry skeletons.

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What if your money were stolen by Barack Obama?

Then I would elect Donald Trump instead of reelecting him.

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What if you had a sandwich. That was made by Senpai?

It will be not a Senpai... It will be something else, because I just had a notice of senpai o3o

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What if you had big eyes like Mixels? :DD

You will be socially separated from everyone

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What if i was happy?

Then you will probobly won't play games, but just go outside and sing "Don't wory, be happy"

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What if i say that color black in not black?

Becuz black isn't in black. It's in blue

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What if i can predict the future?

You'd predict shit stuff. :3

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What if I could eat 10000000 cheeseballs

Then you need to excuse i don't think that i typed that correctly the goat, because goat hurts ;-;

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What if YOU SMELL?

Nothing would change because I already smell.

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What if chocolate milk were banned from all stores?

Then you would be straight O.O

What if everyone in the world was straight but you, the person under this comment? o3o

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What if i wasnt gay?

Then you would be straight O.O

That's not true. He could be asexual, bisexual, androgynosexual, etc.

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Homophobic people wouldn't exist.

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What if everyone in the world lived in one small hut?

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Then they must be very small people

Or the hut must be very big.

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People would make rule 34 content of her. Oh wait, that already exists, doesn't it? Crap.

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What if Cheesezwheel stopped always typing in tiny text?