dear pharah

please come pick me up

- grammartree

Dear Kirby,

Take all the spoiled food in my house please. You are also the cutest puffball ever to exist besides Jigglypuff. This is a really dumb letter, you can just eat this.

-Animalkirby

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Dear Ness,

Are things still "normal" at your area?

-Animalkirby

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I suck at writing letters

Dear ____

holy shit teach me those fighting moves
i'll be a worthy student i swear

dear mikan tsumiki

fucking man up

dear nagito komaeda,

you are disgusting but i still love u, keep believing in hope !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dear every fictional character i've ever liked,

get some help you desperately need it

Dear every character I've ever had an unhealthy obsession with,

Please love me.

Much love,
Thatonestoner

e: @Pickanewname
how about no

dear rin
i love you
please come home again on the english love live server
and please make sure i do not get teacher nozomi again
love, me

dear scotty p
cut your hair

deer kirby
please vore me

Dear Darwin (my pfp <),
fucking love me
Love, your future wife

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then darwin replies with "no get away from me you freak"

Dear Hiro Hamada,
I'm sorry for the loss of your brother.
I know you don't know me, so because of that, hello, I am some fan of yours.
I think it's really cool that you're in a super hero team with all your buddies.
Meanwhile all I do is sit at my computer/tablet.

~Your number one fan,
Cia/Iwill

Dear Mercy,

I NEED HEALING

-Just another little shit on the internet

Dear Lunawashere,


I hope you die

Die from,
Lunawashere

Dear Duster,

Please staple me to the floor

With love, Ebot

dear matt holt,
ur cute and i love u even tho ur probably dead i still have hope
matt hold me
thats supposed to be a pun
i love u so much pls be safe

sincerely,
a Worried miles

dear jesse pinkman,

i know ur probably in jail for life
but if u made it to alaska i hope ur well,
and that u dont make meth anymore
because ur amazing i love u

best wishes, tina

Dear Yurio,

why dont you love me
im perfect
date me

Sincerely, Laddle

dear zer0,
please pick me up and slam dunk me into the nearest garbage can you can find
thank,
mort