Was making sure it was shut properly.

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Dude, you slapped my dude!

He harassed me.

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Dude, you slapped my tablet!

yes

Dude, you slapped the floor

Was I playing LOL?
NOPE

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Dude, you slapped MY PRINTER! Go to yor room!

fuck you, you're not my dad, it wouldn't work

you slapped my bitch!

you sure youre not talking about someone else..?

dude, you slapped my bed!

SO WHAT?

dude you slapped my dog

It's ugly.

Dude, you slapped my friend

He's you cousin

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Dude, you slapped my toilet!

I thought that would fix it ._.

Dude, you slapped my bird!

It pecked me!

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Dude, you slapped my cactus!

OK

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Dude you slapped my balls

i-

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dude you slapped my face

i was just trying to pat it softly :<


dude you slapped my snail!!!

your snail was scaring me



dude you slapped my face!! its hurting!!

I was just trying to flick the fly off!


Dude you slapped my bag!!!!

i was just tryna steal ur bag



dude you slapped my forehead!!

because some bug was on ur forehead

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dude you slapped my rat!

I was just trying to pet it


Dude you slapped my pizza!