Ok!

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I'm sorry but I just stabbed your pfp!

Woah. That's not okay

I'm sorry but I wanna eat you

I'm gonna eat you first cuz you're a cake.

I'm sorry but you have cancer.

I survived cancer lmao


I'm sorry but you really need to see a doctor

I actually am sick from influenza (The flu) so I'm already going to the doctors

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I'm sorry but someone has hacked your computer!

What?Nooo! *cries*

I'm sorry but I threw your toothbrush into the toilet

(Gag)

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I'm sorry but your phone ran out of storage space!

gotta delete some photos then

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i'm sorry but you've been certified insane

it's okay

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sorry, but your dad died

Rest in peace. *Goes to cry in a corner*

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I'm sorry, but you can't eat cake anymore!

It's okay too I Guess

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I'm sorry, your mother died

oh. I'm just gonna..go cry in my lonely corner.

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I'm sorry, but I ate all your pie! >:)

AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
k idc

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I'm sorry, but I'm 2fab for being ur friend

That means that I am also 2fab for u. :)

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I'm sorry, but you are now a unicorn.

i luv unicorns

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I'm sorry but, a801 is going to shut down

NOOOOO!! How do I spend my life now..?

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I'm sorry, but I just chopped your legs off.

my mom's going to help me

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I'm sorry, but you got cancer

WAT!?!? THIS CANT HAPPEN

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I'm sorry but all the waffles in the world disappeared! :V

i don't eat much of 'em

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I'm sorry, but your dad died