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meh 0/10

two cats went near a swimming pool , one of them dove in and said to the other cat :
-hey come swim in
-you've got to be KITTEN me , i hate water !

#42

3/10 idk..

Alright here's a proper joke (hopefully)

One day the lion, king of all animals, decided to set some rules, nobody would poop anywhere on the path, only in the designated places.
And so it was for while, a day passed, another came, the animals were strict.
Then one day there was the next meeting of the animals, everyone was there except the lion.
An hour passed, another passed as well then the lion came all covered in faeces (yes, faeces is the BrE spelling in case you're wondering)
-Who was it?! - the lion asked
All the animals froze in silent fear.
-Who couldn't hold it?! Tell me now or I'm lining you all up! - the lion said, enraged,
Then the little elephant kid timidly said "It was me, king, I messed up a little."
-A little?! I couldn't jump over it even with a lion's leap!

Sorry for the mediocre translation...

#43

ILL GIVE YOU A 1 FOR EFFORT

WHY DID THE ROOSTER CROSS THE ROAD?

#44

0/10 no punchline

my life

#45

10/10 lmao i was just about to make that joke,,

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

#46

5/10 eh

My existence

#47

9/10

A woman asked a man to describe her. He said, "You are a b c d e f g h i j k." "What does that mean?" The man said "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, and Hot." The woman asked "What about i j k?" The man replied, "I'm Just Kidding!"

#48

That was pretty predictable. 4/10

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
kill me now

#49

0/10

i just had a joke about transformice, but nah. it's too cheesy.

#50

6/10

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
RANDOM PLAYER: I don't know, why?
Me: To get to the idiot's house.
Me: Knock knock!
RANDOM PLAYER: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.

#51

0/10 didn't make me smile

Ever heard of the elevator joke ?
neither do i , i took the stairs

#52

2/10

These people don't know good jokes so this game is very lame.

#53

0/10

Are you trash? because I would pick you up ;))))

#54

v1c10u5b3457 a dit :

These people don't know good jokes so this game is very lame.

WE NEED MORE GOOD JOKES.

0/10
Why did the cat stay on the keyboard for so long?
It was watching the mouse.

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#55

[Modéré par Batt_mellamy, raison : Please only post if you have a joke to share]

#56

0/0

Whys was the octopus laughing.Because he had Ten Tickles

#57

cringe/10

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE INVENTION OF THE SHOVEL
it's groundbreaking.

#58

god dammit/10

#59

10 rick astleys out of 10 rick astleys

your mom

#60

LEAVE MY LIFE/10

WANNA GO ON A PICNIC?
alpaca lunch.

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